I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

The magic comedy hoers.

You gotta kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight.

Female Writer, Bisexual Writer, Smolder X Mare Crackship Connoisseur. Creator of the Smolderverse, and writer of many other kinds of clop and SFW stories (Commissions temporarily OPEN)

Film buff. Cartoon lover. Superhero enthusiast. MLP fan. Transformers devotee. Impressionist. Actor. Singer. Deadpan snarker. S'all good.

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

Howdy, I’m Burt.

"More content soon™" -said before disappearing for months

If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

Sorry for being a Starlight Glimmer apologist

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

If I eat myself, will I disappear or grow twice my size? - Ouroboros

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

C ag lonsa od ag el...

FREE PALESTINE

Account Retired

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I'm also on Fanfiction.net and archiveofourown.org, under the same user name. I wrote some stories about everybody's favorite ponies and I figured this was a better place for them.

Hi there. I hope you enjoy the stories.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A real lady killer.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

I love getting feedback and constructive criticism. Please feel free to comment. If you take the time to comment, I will take the time to respond.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Literally, Reckless. Ponies give this sorrel mare purpose. Be kind. Be happy. Be a good pony. 🐎 1948 - 2024

A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Hey, you know that really good author who has quality stories that everyone loves? I'm not that guy, he's over there. I'm that mediocre guy that's lucky to have as many followers as I do. Thanks!!!

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Throw money at me. Ko-Fi.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Life's still pretty great

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

The next best thing to a typewriting monkey. Most of the time.

Just an adventure/mystery fanfiction-writing brony from the state of Vermont who hopes that you enjoy his work.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Stories in 2nd person, Stories about feet, Stories about tickling, and stories about you tickling feet.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

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