I do be writing. You do be reading

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

I left for eight years. Now I've returned, a changed beast.

I write fetish clopfics and other things. Commissions: Not Open, working on existing commissions.

Can one report oneself? One sec, I'm gonna check if- THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED

Just another reader...

Long time Brony, Gamemaster and Gamer.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

Senior Writer for the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron IV.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Forget not that I am a derp.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Leave a message at the tone.

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Not a changeling.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Made from 100% potato.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Professional lurker

Bonjour ma colère, salut ma hargne, et mon courroux... COUCOU!

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

The day I finally publish ponyfiction will be a good day. If that day has come, Today is a good day!

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Nuts.