So uhh

Turns out Fimfiction is a thing that still exists.

Anyway, how have you guys been? Having 590 unread chapters is pretty scary

Hey, it's April Fools! I'm sure you either have been or are going to be inundated in fake story chapters and leaving-the-fandom-goodbye-forever posts, so here's something a bit different.

As you may or may not know, I'm a proud changeling. I enjoy holes. (hardy har har) A tunnel is a sort of hole—quite a large one, in fact.

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As you’re well aware, it’s 2017 now for all but one billion and something people.

This feels weird.

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yeah, it’s a special date apparently

now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be sleeping

sigh

Exams are done for the year! Woohoo!

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Alternate title: I sometimes make the most terrible mistakes when it comes to grammar.

I passed my fics through Grammarly—which incidentally suggested some hypercorrections, which I ignored.

Anyway, some egregious errors that Grammarly (correctly) found were not great.

A teapot, and two porcelain cups filled with a reddish-brown liquid sat in the centre of the room.

Why the heck is there a comma after ‘teapot’?

This time he rolled his eyes.

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New story. Actually, it’s more of a collection.

It’s something I forgot to submit earlier… woops.

This auto-approval thing is quite nice, though.

A new princess is in town…

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To provide some context for this story, at some point in time, I get the ingenious idea of adapting a joke into a brief short story. A few brainwaves whilst writing it later, it somehow turns into a somewhat coherent plot that takes the potential humour out of the punchline.

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