Hey, it's April Fools! I'm sure you either have been or are going to be inundated in fake story chapters and leaving-the-fandom-goodbye-forever posts, so here's something a bit different.
As you may or may not know, I'm a proud changeling. I enjoy holes. (hardy har har) A tunnel is a sort of hole—quite a large one, in fact.
Hello.
4836623 what is up
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The sky.
4837116 NO U
4837431 me too thanks.