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Morality. It's something that everyone knows, yet is subjective to each being. So, when ones way of life is threatened, their morality is put into question and they need to defend themselves, most would go to extreme methods. But what if the weapon that they make gets their own sense of morality? Forged through fire and blood, was a warrior, made to be the perfect fighter. However, he was left incomplete. He wanders, trying to find something that could make him whole.

Note: Sex is implied, though not detailed. Death and minor gore is prevalent from chapter to chapter, though nothing graphic.

Cover by Tyotheartist1 on twitter and instagram

First two chapters have been rewritten as of January 2023

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This story is a sequel to The Redshirts Defend Canterlot


The First Order has come to the "aid" of Equestria. They make the vital mistake of sending in Kylo Wren as well as a legion of stormtroopers.

Could be worse, they could've sent in a horde of Redshirts...

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After escaping the Changeling gladiator arena at the cost of a friend's life, Equestria's lone human is attacked and befriended by Twilight Sparkle. This begins a long, strange, and confusing adventure to return home, and discover why he even arrived.

Complete, and edited twice... but If you see something I missed, I'd greatly appreciate it if you'd leave a comment.

Cover art made in Blender.

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Stop me if you’ve heard this before. A man wakes up with a blinding headache and no knowledge of where he is or how he got there. Furthermore, it turns out that the world that he’s found himself in is populated by Technicolor ponies. However, there’s a glitch in the matrix. This world is not the Equestria of old where peace and harmony reigned supreme. No, this is the Equestrian Wasteland. A place where ponies struggle for their survival against bands of murderous raiders, xenophobic Enclave pegasi, and mutated monsters of all shapes and sizes. Luckily, this man’s name is Ethan Smith, aka The Lone Wanderer, aka that Crazy Son of a Bitch. Join him on his crazy quest to find a way back to his home in the Capital Wasteland, and with any luck make Equestria a brighter place along the way.

A side story to Light Wanderings and Dark Wanderings but neither have to be read in order to enjoy this.

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Tyler, a young man from our world, finds himself unexpectedly transported to a realm of enchantment and magic. What begins as a bewildering adventure soon takes a dark turn as he discovers that his presence is tied to a hidden prophecy—one that threatens to unravel the very fabric of this fantastical world.

As Tyler struggles to adapt to his new reality, he finds himself entangled in a web of intrigue and deceit. Suspicious rulers, enigmatic allies, and malevolent forces converge, each vying for control over his life in a bid for power. With every step closer to uncovering the truth, Tyler becomes a target, his every move watched by those who would see him silenced.

Haunted by the desire to return home, Tyler must navigate treacherous landscapes, confront ancient evils, and confront the darkness within himself. Will he unravel the secrets of the prophecy and find a way back to his own world, or will he be consumed by the shadows that lurk in this land of wonder and danger?

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Two years.

It's been two years since your arrival in Equestria, all those moons ago. In that span of time, you've managed to forge new friendships, overcome your inner demons, and finally find your place in this world you now called home. It wasn't a bad life, in your opinion.

Just then, a rift opens. An unexpected visitor from your home world makes a startling appearance, and you can't help but feel like your entire life has suddenly been turned upside-down...

Featured on 08/04/2023 - 08/05/2023!


Cover Art is partially AI-Generated.

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John Oliver, was your average joe with his friends. Twenty-seven years old along with his friends, going to Comic-con. He was Thanos, three of his manly friends were, General Grievous, Entity 303, and Rob Lucci. His womanly friends were Rapunzel, Sally (From Nightmare Before Christmas I recommend watching it.), and Supergirl. They were sent to Equestria balance the universe. After a huge war involving the whole world, they were defeated and banished for trying to bring balance to the planet. Now, "Thanos" returned with no weapons or allies, he has to get his Gauntlet and blade, find his stones and his allies, all by himself.

Arc 1, Breaking Friends out of Jail (Or BFJ): Chapters 1 - 9

Arc 2, The Quest For Power: Chapters 10 - 15

Arc 3, The King of Beasts: Chapters 16 - 23

Arc 4, The Beginning of The End: Chapters 23 - Epilogue

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All his life, Spike has worked his scales off, sometimes literally. For the mane six, with no gratitude or thanks for what he does. One day, as Spike is about to go and participate in a talent show, all of the mane six dump work on him as they went off to a Wonderbolt show, and once Spike finishes the chores, also helping some of the citizens along the way. He then runs into the mane six who dump MORE work on him and run off to Sugarcube corner, Spike just falls to his knee's and cries.

The next day however, Big Mac calls a meeting with a few of the citizens and brings Spike with him, they all agree to hide Spike and cover him from the mane six, while he goes off to be what he should be doing. Be a kid.

Light shippings
SpikexApplebloom
RumblexScootaloo
PipsqueakxDinky
FeatherweightxSweetie Belle

Proofread by StarBrony3

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This unique piece of evidence is to be viewed under direct Royal Order by the Royal Court and its constituents on the appointed date of 10-31-1511. This evidence, hereafter referred to as "Tape 11", will be the foremost evidence put forward in convicting Alexander Beauregard, human male and citizen of Equestria, for: Crimes Against Equinity, Kidnapping and Endangerment, Subversion, and Multiple Homicide. Charges are to be weighed against Mister Beauregard and the evidence provided, and a final decision will be made sometime either during or after the appointed Royal Court date of 10-31-1511.

Any inquiries may be directed to the offices of the Royal Equestrian Secret Service or Princess Celestia herself. Inquiries will not be responded to without a Class-12 Royal Permission form, and "Tape 11" will not be released to the general public for any reason now or in the future.

Signed, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Twilight, the Royal Equestrian Secret Service with Class-12 Identification.


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This story is a sequel to We don't go to Sub-Level Five


With the nightmares of the Silos behind them, Astral and Sassi begin to adapt to a world that lacks any understanding of the horrors now buried underneath glass and stone. The only creature in their life who can serve as a confidant is Arcane. However, the chaos-unicorn is busy learning to adapt to a world and society now alien to him. But they have each other, and their lives start to settle into a form of pleasant normality.

As life in Equestria and the Gryphon Empire continues on, Twilight and Tanzil are forced to confront troubles both within and outside their borders. Sometimes peace is but a thin, false veneer over chaos, and the two rulers quickly discover that their budding relationship may be the least of their troubles.

When a familiar horror emerges from the shadows, Astral, Sassi, and Arcane are forced to confront a terrorthat looms not only to engulf their new home, but all of Equestria and beyond. With their nightmares no longer confined to their minds, the three ponies desperately try to save who they can from the oncoming storm. When faced with some threats, all you can do is run and pray that it doesn't find you.

But for the two Thestrals, a unicorn, and their friends, they're sick of running. And they've got lots, and lots of ammunition.

Spoilers for We Don't Go to Sub-Level Five, Timeless, Sunspots, and Cure for a Toxin

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