• Published 27th Oct 2020
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Against All Odds. - The_Chill_Author

[Displaced] John Oliver is sent to Equestria with his Six friends as Thanos. After being sealed in stone, he broke out. Now his gauntlet, his stones, his blade, and his team are now scattered across the planet. Can he back bring balance to Equis?

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Rescue 5: A Heated Battle Part 1.

Find the Infinity Stones! Seek out for them all!
You can journey around Equis with me
Listen for the cry, of the Infinity Stones!
What a great odyssey this will be

You can join my conquest because my friends won't wait
A deadly world, a terrifying journey!

For thousands of years, they've waited for me
When the Infinity Stones are together their wrath is set free
Killing, Killing, burning, unmatched ecstacy~

Glowing and sparkling, somewhere concealed
Mysterious and shining with their power revealed
Ageless, timeless, their destruction is surprising~

Let’s fight, fight, fight, fight all your foes
Fight the gods and the demons below
No mercy, mercy, mercy, there's no other way!
And find the Infinity Stones today~

Find the Infinity Stones! Seek out for them all!
Come and join my conquest with me
Listen for the cry, of the Infinity Stones!
What a great odyssey this will be

You can join my conquest because my friends won't wait
A deadly world, a terrifying journey!

1,695 years ago.

Uh... I suppose it is my turn to tell you how I got beaten up, is it? Well my name is Jessica and I am Supergirl, I was teleported to the Dragon Lands by Celestia herself. There I stood in the Dragon Lands as Dragon Lord Torch sent his troops after me, this is what happened.

"Is that all you got?!" I asked as I slammed my heel into a dragon that came a bit too close to me. The dragon was sent plummeting down into the ground, the dragon then made a large imprint on the ground with his body there, limp. He was unconscious and not dead, I may be a monster but I'm not a monster.

"Hmph, I suppose it is time I join the fray," Torch then walks forth, going towards me, I grin and I get in my signature fighting stance.

"Come on big guy, show me what you got!" I said with a grin, I then flew off to him on to get caught in a trap, I was then unmoving as I tried my best I then look up and I see Luna with her horn glowing. "...I hate you."

"You really though I would fight somedrake that rivals Thanos? BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You must really be stupid." Torch then approaches me and raises his dragon claw high.

"This is going to hurt..."

Yeah that's how I got trapped, pretty much bullshit not gonna lie. I should have won. I tried so hard to get so far... But in the end it doesn't even matter...

Present time

"I am Marco the King of the Avian Kingdom," Marco introduced himself to us, me and my crew had confusion stuck on our faces.

"But... How? You're not an Avian!" Ruby pointed out, Marco chuckled and shook his head.

"Well, how am I King? Well, after I got here, which was four years ago, I was welcomed at the Avian Kingdom. Not to mention I was praised as a God because you know, the phoenix stuff. Let's just say being praised as a God didn't sit well with the King, so we had a duel. If I won I get to be King, if he wins I get banished, and guess who won?" Marco pointed to himself, dear God this is getting me flashbacks to the Summit.

"You remind me of when I beat Golden Hoof and became King. You and I are alike in some ways, what do you say we get an alliance together, I mean we-" I was cut off by Marco.

"Alright, I'll join you." Marco said blankly, my crew and I had a dumbstruck look on their faces.

"Was there any thought in that?!" Sapphire Sword asked in a near shout, Marco shook his head.

"Nope! You guys must be desperate coming to me of all people, especially the given history with your kind." I grimaced at that, remembering the war. "Also Celestia is a bitch, she committed genocide on the Human Race. And for what? To make your will shatter and get rid of the most intelligent species on the planet. As well as the most dangerous, they were a peaceful race, but Celestia just had to kill them all. That got me pretty pissed when I read that, almost made me wage war on them, but when I heard that a certain Titan was laying dormant. I ordered one of my strongest Unicorns to cast on un-stoning spell, I just knew you would become a good ally to us and we would become a good ally to you." Marco walked up to me with a grin, I flashed a grin back and we shook hands.

"It's good that we're on the same page." I said, Marco nodded.

"Hey, are we forgetting something?" Entity asked, I turned to him with a raised eyebrow.

"I don't think so, if we forgot about it, it probably wasn't important... WAIT SUPERGIRL AND RAPUNZEL!!!!"

I stood there on my airship as we arrived at the Dragon Lands, everyone was here except some of the CP9, there was one member of the CP9 with us. Her name was Sumidetora but we call her Tora for short, she came with us in hope to kill Celestia, to avenge her kin. I had found her in my room, she actually waited ALL day just to join us, talk about dedication am I right? Anyways I was on top of the air ship like a chad, I looked in front of me there was Ember standing there with her scepter and an army of Dragons behind her. She saw my literal army behind me, there were some Avians behind me, Marco was next to me and Grievous was on the other side of me. Grievous looked at all of the dragons in... Excitement? Resentment? I couldn't quite tell.

"Thanos," Ember began, thus gaining my attention. "You have no business being here, leave."

"You have something that I want, Ember, a dear friend that you have captive." I spoke, the dragons flinched at the royalty of my voice. "Give her to me or I'll let dear Grievous here rain hell on you guys."

"Am I suppose to be scared of some bucked for brains?" Ember asked me with a raised scaly eyebrow.

"I will exterminate your kind, and I'll have fun doing it you useless bag of scales!" Grievous cried out, the dragons then tense up at the anger in his voice, Warmonger walked up behind the Cybernetic Samurai. Warmonger then hugged Grievous around the General's neck.

"Oh Grievy, don't be like that~" Warmonger cooed, Grievous just deadpanned.

"Leave me alone." Grievous grumbled, Warmonger then let go of Grievous. I stare at Ember, she stares at me.

"So, what is your opinion on cheese?" I asked her, Ember face-clawed.

"Idiots, all of them..." Ember grumbled, Marco chuckled.

"Well they may be idiots but I'm certainly not!" Marco cried out.

"Thanks for helping me stall." Ember grinned, from the clouds air ships of the Equestrian Empire came down, there stood Celestia along with her allies. I rolled my eyes.

"Oh hello Sunny! It's been a while hasn't it?" I asked the Alicorn, Tora walked beside me growling and readying her poison, I glance at her. "Not yet Tora..." I told her, she glanced at me before begrudgingly stopping her poison.

"Thanos, you know this means war, right? Well if it's a war you want, it's a war you'll get." Celestia spoke, I cross my arms. "Thanos you know what will happen if you attack these lands, it will be the same like last time, do you really want another war?"

"Shut the fuck up Tia! I do what I want!" I cried out, Celestia growled at my stubbornness, "You started this, you made me this way! This all happened because of YOU'RE selfishness! I will get my friends back, I will get my Infinity Stones back, and I will live with my actual family! FIRE THE CANNONS!!!!" I roared, immediately the cannons fired off, massive cannon balls were fire and Tora jumped on one. Looking right at Celestia, the dragons then flew at all of us and Marco then flew down in his Full Phoenix Form. Grievous jumped from the aircraft only to be hit by Rainbow Dash as they were carried into a forest.

"You and me have a score to settle bucket head!" I hear Rainbow Dash cry out, I then flew from the air craft, flying to the ground. Though while I was flying, I saw Sunset Shimmer herself flying at me, fire boosting her to come in contact with me. She fired off a fireball at me, I ignored the attack as I went right through it. Sunset Shimmer yelped right before I slammed into her, both of us hit the ground. Sunset Shimmer squeaked for she was under by boot now.

"Get away from her!" I hear someone shout, I then get kicked in the head by none other than Applejack, Sunset got up and put her fists up.

"Thanks AJ," Sunset told the Cowgirl, Applejack just nodded before she ran at me, she then covered her legs in Armament Haki. She jumped up above me and dove down feet first, I grab her feet with one hand and I slam Applejack down.

"Insect!" I told her, Sunset fired off a fireball at me, I picked up Applejack and I blocked the fireball with her body. Sunset gasped, I then threw AJ aside like trash, which she was.

"Fire Bullets!" Sunset put her hands in a finger gun like position and she let fire at me, I then avoid the attacks like a badass. Doing flips like Spiderman, you could call me Spider-Titan, hah! But back to the battle, I pull out my sword and I began spinning it, blocking the fire bullets. I then began to approach the Unicorn, her horn lit up and my sword was covered in a magical aura. I tightened my grip on it as it began to spin, Sunset tried feebly to pull the blade out of my grasp as she let loose on me. When I got close enough I wrapped my hand around her neck, I then lifted her up. I sheathe my blade and I cover my off hand in Armament Haki. She looked at me fearfully, I cock back my fist and slammed the fist into her gut.

"So long Gay Bowser." I let go of her and I fired off a Ki Blast, sending her flying into the sky. It then detonates and I hear a satisfying scream of pain, I grin before turning around. I see Luna, I sighed. "When do you people learn? I'm built different."

"This ends now, Thanos!" Luna conjured her scythe and she flew at me, unsheathing my blade I then spun it before our weapons clash.

"You can't beat me, I have years of experience on my side!" I cried out, looking down at Rainbow Dash, I had all of my four swords out. Rainbow Dash growled as she flew at me, I then side-step her easily before kicking her in the rib. Making her fly into a tree, she then hit the ground with a thud.

"Don't you dare tell me what I can and can't do!" Rainbow Dash cried out before kicking off from the tree and flying towards me, a rainbow trail following her. I frown or at least try to as I make a wall of rock with the Earth Sword, she then crashes into it. I then kick through the wall and I kick her in the stomach. She then grabs onto me leg and throws me over, I looked at Rainbow Dash with an annoyed look on my face as she threw me. Using Geppo I regained my balance in the air and I slammed my body into hers, making her hit the floor. I was now on top of her, she then bucks me in my chest making me go back up into the air, I then slam onto the ground but rather on my back it's my feet.

"I will beat you! You and Thanos cause nothing but trouble, and as the Element of Loyalty I'll kick your flank!" Rainbow Dash cried out, covering her fists and feet in Armament Haki, looking down at her I sheathe my blades and I put up my extra arms. I then get in a Martial Arts stance, looking at Rainbow Dash.

"If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!" I roared, I then ran at Rainbow Dash, she grits her teeth and goes for a buck to my face. Ducking under it I then land a punch to her gut, she gets sent flying I then pause. "...Why do I have a sudden urge to kill a pony named Amethyst Shard?" Though as I was distracted she swept my leg making me go on my back. Rainbow Dash was about to stomp onto me but I rolled out of the way, I get to my feet and perform a snap kick to her stomach. Sending her flying into a tree, I then walk forth.

"Damn you!" Rainbow Dash snarled, she then flew towards a tree adjacent to her she then kicks off of it, propelling herself towards me. I frown if I could, as the Pegasi close in on me I dodged out of the way and grabbed her arm. I then pull her over me and I slammed her onto the ground, knocking the wind out of her.

"Rainbow Dash, this is suicide, you can't beat me!" I told the rainbow mane pony, she gets up and strikes me in the jaw. However due to Observation Haki I softened the blow with Armament Haki, and my Armament Haki is stronger than hers. Rainbow Dash then winces at the pain before glaring up to me.

"What did I tell you about telling me what I can and can't do?!" Rainbow Dash then shot towards me, I then slide out of the way. "What do you care anyway? You're a blood thirsty murderer, just like your friends!" I clench my teeth.

"History is told by the winners, what Celestia told you was a lie, we are not your enemies!" I tried to reasoned with her but it was like talking to a brick wall.

"Shut up! Celestia told me you manipulate people and then kill them, I know you're tricks bucket head!" Rainbow Dash cried out. My mind then wonders and I close my eyes, Rainbow Dash sees this opening and begins to beat me down.

Rainbow Dash is too far gone.

Too poisoned with the lies that Celestia has told her, told all of them.

We could have become friends in another life, I suppose it was my fault, I killed those guards that night. But... It isn't fair! Everything we've worked for, everything! Celestia, how could she betray us like this?

The battles we've fought together, the things we've sacrificed, the love and bond we had with each other.

Why? Why did Celestia have to do this to us? Why must she hurt us? She hunted Thanos just because she was too scared of losing anyone else. She was scared of the evils that lurked in the shadows but why did she go too damn far?!





I snap out of my trance and I let out a roar, my Ki surrounded me and I explode in anger. Knocking Rainbow Dash away, she then tumbles before digging her fingers into the ground to stop herself from moving far. She looks up at me with sudden horror on her face, I look at my features and I had a red aura. I think I went Kaio-Ken, but I don't feel any strain.

"Rainbow Dash," I said looking down at the mare, I then sighed, "You have been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled. I am not your enemy, I am your friend." I then reach a claw to her, "Take my hand, we can end this farce. I can tell you what truly happened during those times." Rainbow Dash looks at my claw, staring at it for a full thirty seconds.

"Shut up! I will never join you, you're evil and you'll always be evil!" Rainbow Dash said with a frown, those words hurt me more than anything. As if what I said was true, I didn't want to believe it, I truly didn't. But... It seems that history is always written by the winners, and whoever is told otherwise is wrong. I clench the claw and I put it to my side.

"Well, I'm sorry Rainbow Dash, it seems like it's too late for you." I said solemnly she then looks up at me, conflicted, Rainbow Dash then shakes her head.

"Rainbow..." Rainbow Dash began getting in a squatting position, "HOPPER!!!" Rainbow Dash then proceeds to bounce off the trees and the ground, she began to pick up speed until I only saw a rainbow blur.

I then close my eyes and everything began to slow, I couldn't hear her hopping I only heard nature. The leaves falling from the trees, the wind blowing into the tree branches, causing it to shake. The rivers that had water rush down it, the rocks moving under the river, the fish going up the river and migrating. The birds on the branches chirping. I had become one with nature, my conscious then slowly faded away. Though I still stood.

"You really though that you can turn to the dark side just like Emperor Ponytine? Well that means you're just stupid! I'm Loyal to my friends, I'm the Element of Loyalty! I would never side with a bunch of villains like you!" Rainbow Dash spat, though I didn't respond. "Say goodbye, Grievous!" She then flies towards me and I still stood, my eyes still closed. I then appear behind Rainbow Dash and she stumbled forward before stopping. She looks at me with fear as I adopted a new look, I had a crystalline blue and white aura. Some light blue here and there. Almost immediately Rainbow Dash was hit with multiple shockwaves that were delayed, her body bending in an unnatural shape. She then spews saliva in a Dragon Ball Z like fashion before she collapsed.

I then open my eyes, and they were silver.

Author's Note:

Grievous is S T R O N K

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