When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get barge. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a large!
This story is a sequel to The Redshirts Defend Canterlot
The First Order has come to the "aid" of Equestria. They make the vital mistake of sending in Kylo Wren as well as a legion of stormtroopers.
Could be worse, they could've sent in a horde of Redshirts...
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This was pretty cute.
A huge Star Wars fan. Not bad interpretations of the characters. And... A plausible continuation you say? I hope it comes into fruition, since, I'm now curious of how the galaxy fares under the new "Empress's" rule. Great job! 
Poor Applejack doesn't get a fancy title XD
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Applejack's always sorta been the most humble one, I didn't think she would really take on a fancy title.
Even if she would, I couldn't think of anything appropriate and/or funny.
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Yeah, I hear so many stories where Equestria just gets oppressed by the Galactic Empire. While this makes sense (Equestria has no tech to fight back with), I wanted to do one where the ponies end up ruling the galaxy instead.
That being said, since I don't know Star Wars as most do, is there anything I should know that I can't find on a wiki anywhere?
And there has to be a wiki on Star Wars... somewhere...
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Believe it or not. There is a huge wiki online called "Wookieepedia". A vast, dedicated site made by and 'for' the Star Wars fan in us all. And for upcomers. I used to get lost for hours reading and reading, trying to better learn and understand its multiverse (before things went to heck with the old canon vs new canon emissions wasn't to happy about that for a while but, what are ya gonna do?) outside of the 'original trilogy'.
Wookiepedia
There you are! I hope this helps.
So what's the next expendable army? Grunts from Halo?
OMG you magnificent bastard! You actually did it!!
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I dunno, any suggestions?
Aside from the grunts, I mean. I'm afraid I've never played Halo before...
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Hmm koopas and goombas?
nah man blame peepachu
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Here's your cookie: *gives cookie*
Is it supposed to be “wren”?
Just wondering, because according to google, Kylo is “ren” not “wren”.
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I dunno
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The Jaffa from Stargate?
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B1 battle droids if you want to continue to Star Wars trend.
Gretchin/grots from the Orks in Warhammer/40k is another option.
Imperial Guardsmen (just the infantry, no support units) also from 40k would work.
The Monarch's henchmen from the Venture Brothers could be hilarious, especially if they have 21 with them.
Then later that night Princess Luna awoke and looked up at the night sky, momentarily angry that her sister had raised her moon, only to stop herself and chuckle. "That's no moon." she said casually batting the Friendship Star out of the way to make room for her moon.
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the mighty monarch!
how about we get some borg vs chrissy action?
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Nice.
Ok, as someone who is aspiring to be a bureaucrat, that contract is a fucking sham! That guy was never informed he was signing a contract for services, and that Ren was strong armed into that contract by force. It should therefore be null and void! Damn it, don't make me send people from the Central Bureaucracy!
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...okay...
I-I guess the story's all pointless now...
...just like my life...
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BORG CUBE VERSUS DEATH STAR VERSUS THE FOUR PRINCESSES
To be honest I don't think it's the Imperial March, but WHO CARES?
THEY HAVE EVOLVED THEIR TACTICS
AIM AT YOUR ALLIES AND THE ENEMY GETS HIT
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wut?
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I legitimately do not even know anymore.
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I think he's referring to how the First Order Stormtroopers can actually HIT the Enemy.
Kylo Ren.
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Empire Stormtroopers can actually hot their targets and are fairly Competent soldiers
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Some can yes but if their helmet malfunctions and their training didn't cover it then they cant hit a Star Destroyer.
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A lot of them can hit what their aiming for and their Helmets work fine they just won't work if you take one off a fallen Stormtrooper. The meme of Stormtroopers not being able to hit anything is frankly old at this point. Also stormtroopers are very competent soldiers Weather they are of the jango fett Template or Recruited from normal humans
Most of the 501st Stormtrooper legion aka vaders fist was still Comprised of mostly clone troopers of the jango fett line when they where Station aboard the death star those men had over 20 years of combat experience under them.
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The helmets had problems and I'm not saying that some couldn't hit their target its just that when compared to the ENTIRE Empire there were a lot who received inadequate training.
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My helmets were never the problem and where is your proof of it?
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.....The show Rebel's and several books Both CANON And LEGENDS.
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The rebels and Disney Canon books don't really count as proof since they turned The stormtroopers Into a little more Then Saturday morning cartoon villains that get their ass best by everyone and their grand ma cat.
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I said Legends too didn't I?