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Dusty the Royal Janitor


Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

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  • Favourites 886 stories - 602 unread chapters My favorite stories are here. These are, for the most part, good reads. (Note: this list predates the "bookshelf update" so any stories that I wanted to keep track of before that update might also be here. This means, if you dig far enough back, the quality of the stories in question might degrade.)
    Created by Dusty the Royal Janitor
    - October, 2014
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Total Words: 30,741,170
Estimated Reading: 12 weeks

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  • Favourites 886 stories - 602 unread chapters My favorite stories are here. These are, for the most part, good reads. (Note: this list predates the "bookshelf update" so any stories that I wanted to keep track of before that update might also be here. This means, if you dig far enough back, the quality of the stories in question might degrade.)


  • Tracking 242 stories - 1503 unread chapters Stories that I have started following relatively recently that have captured my attention in some manner, but have I have not yet determined if they are good enough for my favorites list. Some of these stories will eventually make it there. Most will eventually be deleted from my bookshelves and I will cease reading them.


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A former pink pony finds herself in a new, hostile world and a new friend who's perhaps even more hostile. A small, angry man finds himself with a new friend he didn't want. Can they make it through this new misadventure together, or is it the universe that needs to watch out for them?

Cover art used with permission from Technaro.

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From one barren wasteland to another, less barren wasteland, an Australian Information Technology worker finds himself stuck in the snow with nowhere to go. Armed with nothing but a cheap tool set and a three metre Ethernet cable, he must find a way to survive his new location. At least it can't get any worse... right?

Oh of course it can, it's a HIE.

Warning: Contains Australian, Changelings (of course), snow, occasional IT speak, less-than-stellar HIE satire, and shoddy humour not fit for a backyard comedy club.

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Octavia is looking for a new home in Ponyville and decides to check out Vinyl's available space. Of course, she would happen to come to town right when a major storm's about to hit, and that storm would drop a whole tree on Vinyl's home. Seeing their situation, Fluttershy kindly offers them shelter.

That might not have been the best solution. Can Fluttershy help these two musicians get along, or is a new storm about to form inside her cottage?


Takes place at the same time as the Season 1 Episode, Look Before You Sleep.

Pre-read by Mercurbee (formerly Mercury Gilado) and The Bean.

Third place entry for Skeeter the Lurker's Switcheroo! contest.

Cover art used with permission from Bukoya-Star

Now featured on Equestria Daily!

I am surprised and flattered to discover a new audio reading by Scribbler Productions!

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Twilight was supposed to gather the Elements of Harmony the way Princess Celestia planned it: meet the embodiments of the Elements while running errands in Ponyville, team up with them, discover the meaning of friendship, and then defeat Nightmare Moon. It was all so simple.

Too bad she really underestimated Twilight's ability to screw things up.


Additional Character Tags: Octavia, Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia, Shining Armor, Princess Cadance

Edited by WorkbenchManiac: chapter 7-25, 27 onwards
Edited by docontra: chapter 26 onwards

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For absolutely no reason, Pinkie Pie is now your pinkie.
This is troublesome... and annoying... and pink.


Audio reading by Short Stories.

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Twilight has just put a crack in the library's front door.

Twilight has damaged government property.

Twilight has been in Ponyville for less than a moon.

Twilight has to fix this before anypony of importance finds out and word gets back to the Princess, which means Twilight is going to be doing all the work herself in the name of desperate secrecy.

Twilight is screwed.


(Part of the Triptych Continuum, which has its own TVTropes page and FIMFiction group: new members and trope edits are welcome. )

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

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Princess Celestia sets out to reform Queen Chrysalis. Easier said than done.


I've done too much dark and serious stuff with Chrysalis. It's time to have some fun with her playful, snarky side.


Cover art by KP-ShadowSquirrel.
Featured on Equestria Daily


Also read: Changelings Never Really Change

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The Royal Ceremonial Headdress takes ages to fix up. Just ages. Plenty of time to chat about love, and time, and those big steel cups they serve alongside your milkshake.

Audiobook version: KwirkyJ

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

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Supplemental slice of life chapters to The Wheel and The Butterfly

A misanthropic man finds himself sharing an apartment with a bubbly, hyperactive girl. A pink pony turned human is doing her best to adjust to a new world. Together they will get through sharing living space without killing each other... probably.

Cover art created for this story by the incredibly tallented Technaro.

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"Sis, I know you always told me that the farm is our home and that we all belong there, but you also told me you had to leave to find that out. I hope you can understand. I'm tired of ponies telling me that I'll find out who I am if I wait. What kind of boring self am I ever going to find by just sitting around doing normal stuff?"

Cover image by Icaron, used with permission.

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