• Member Since 7th Jun, 2012
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ocalhoun


I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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For absolutely no reason, Pinkie Pie is now your pinkie.
This is troublesome... and annoying... and pink.


Audio reading by Short Stories.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 48 )

What is this I don't even.

6174652
Aha! I have robbed you of the ability to even.

And her friends in Equestria never saw Pinkie again.

It wasn't Lucky Charms, rather a cheap knockoff version I forget the name of

Around here, that's Malt-O-Meal's Marshmallow Mateys. And it's better than Lucky Charms. My own theory is that Lucky Charms has changed their recipe in recent years to make it healthier, and Malt-O-Meal hasn't.

“It doesn't matter what you are on the inside. It matters what you identify as on the inside.”

Supposed to be outside?

6174683
Oops, fixed!

And yeah, I know what the brand's called... I just didn't feel like it fit in with the story well to name it.

I'm not sure what I just read; but I think I liked it. :pinkiehappy:

6175019
I take it you give it two pinkies up?

the end seems a little rush but
meh
i still fucking like it :pinkiehappy:

Am I the only one who thought of Midori Days when seeing the title?

6176845
Probably. What's that?

6176071
Boo for a terrible story, or boo for a terrible pun?
Probably well deserved, either way.

6175283
Yeah... I do think I sped through the ending a mite too fast.

6177184
Some odd anime where this one girl named Midori is turned into a guy's right hand, who is conveniently also her crush.

Could I do a reading on this, please?

(also, how do you pronounce your username? :twilightblush:)

6177225
But the whole story is based on a terrible pun!

6178311
Of course you can!
And it's pronounced oh-kal-hoon ^.^
Send me a link when it's done so I can put it in the story's description.

6178409
This story is PinkieLlama?
Close enough!

6177291
Heh. I can see where that one is going.
Get the lotion and the tissues.

6178443
Same amount of sense ;D

6178871
Nobody's going to machete you. ^.^

This was a very creative idea! :pinkiehappy:

You had me laughing! I give you a thumbs-up and favorite! :raritywink:

6180750
Woah... how did they make 20k words out of that premise?
Still, this one is better because it's more pun-tastic! :rainbowwild:

6179840
Thanks! ^.^

6182626 it actually has a heartwarming and hilarious plot.

6182674
What, no hidden text this time?
You're slacking.

6183612
That is cheating. :ajbemused:

6185540
Was it bad that I was able to predict what it would be this time?

6178438
I know you've been waiting a while, and I'm really sorry about that, but, do you mind if I start on Saturday? I'm visiting my grandparents and wont be back until then. Again I hope I didn't/don't upset you. I didn't mean too.

6190825
Ha, there's no deadline! Take a year if you want. ^.^

6298188
Isn't it, though?

Well, i did read one or two stories like that here, so maybe it's not so random at all.
And "Midori no hibi" is a classic anime alright. (And i recall an anime where some guy got a talking dick.)
The whole purpose of the setting is that you cannot be separated and you have to adjust to each other.

6427674
Heh, just because it's not alone doesn't mean it's not random.

KILL IT WITH ADMIN COMMANDS! :pinkiecrazy:

7298383
Unfortunately, you need your pinkie finger to press ctrl.

Makes me think of conjoined twins. I heard about twins that got separated on adulthood but did not take it very well, kinda like simple hard-to-get-rid habbits.

7406770
Like astronauts who come back from space and then just let go of objects ... to be shocked when those objects fall to the floor instead of floating like they should.

im doing a reading of this the first chance i can :pinkiehappy: Um... If thats ok with you...:fluttershysad:

7429729
Um, okay.
Thanks for the warning!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!?
.. .. .. strange but funny

8994829
That's what I was going for, I guess. ^.^

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