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Opticlaudimix


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Mr. Torgue, a successful corporation eponymous who loves explosions and yelling comes to Equestria because Pinkie is bored. Ridiculous events follow.

Note: Written for anyone to read, assumes no knowledge of Borderlands 2 or its DLC. Contains heavy usage of caps lock that may cause a severe testosterone surge. Viewer discretion is advised.

Chapters (9)
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Comments ( 84 )

IS YOUR CAPS BROKEN TOO?

THIS IS SO BADASS
EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITIUDE

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BAYSPLOSION!!!!!

Guess what? im pretty sure they are the same voice actors

I LAUGHED THE ENTIRE CHAPTER!!!!

I CANT BREATH IM ALUGHTNGI SO HARD. CANT TYPE A S WELSL

I SEE EVERYONE IS FOND OF THE ROYAL CANTERLOCK VOICE AS WELL! :trollestia:

I can't find words to accurately describe this story's awesomeness. So I'll just say I like it.

I honestly wonder how Mr. Torgue would fair against the Royal Canterlot Voice. :unsuresweetie:

MR.TORGUE IS F*CKING HILARIOUS!

Omg I couldn't stop laughing and now I'm just dying of laughter and crying tears because of it! Very Well done!

Please continue this story!

I love you for making this.

YAY! MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS: MR. TORGUE, AND MLP!

LOUD AND F*bleep*INV PROUD! TORGUE FOREVEEEEEEEEER

Are you trying to make die of laughter because if this keeps going then that will happen! Please keep up the great work!

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST F*CKING STORIES I'VE EVER READ.

I appreciate all the comments and favs! So long as you all enjoy this story I'm more than happy to keep writing :)

Absolutely glorious. Do continue.

This is funny as anything. You know if Pinkie is that fully capable it would be funny as hell if she had brought 2 other individuals from 2 other realities (This Pinkie would so get along with the Pyro from the Team Fortress 2 game [who else would be a complete insane character to mix it up with Pinkie?]).

YOU SEE THAT KIDS?! SWAG IS FOR PUSSIES WHO CAN'T LEARN FOR SH*T! IF YOU STUDY, YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE OF BECOMING ONE OF THE MOST BADASS BADASSES OF ALL TIME!!!

I don't know what to say....I F*CKING LOVE THIS STORY! PLEASE KEEP GOING!

GUESS WHO MR TORGUE'S FAVOURITE MOVIE DIRECTOR IS?!?!?!?!!!?

LIKE HOLY SHIT
this is so badass
I dont even know
just... MOAR. IN THE NAME OF EXPLOSIONS, MOAR

"How is that a house? It's a giant crotch skyscraper..."

"WELL BY DICTIONARY DEFINITION, IT'S STILL A F*CKING HOUSE. LET'S GO!"

A Fucking House. My sides ache... :rainbowlaugh:

Someone really needs to draw this sh*t.

Comment posted by Opticlaudimix deleted Mar 31st, 2013

I expect his Jetpack to blow up and take a multitude of Changelings with him.

Hmm, lets see here... changeling chitin vs. explosive gyro jet ammunition wielded by the personification of all that is manly and badass who is effectively impossible to permanently kill...

Imma get some popcorn. Any takers? Soda? Nachos? Overpriced boxes of candy that you can purchase for one third the price at your local grocery store?

*Pulls out notebook* Also, apparently the timeless works of C.S. Lewis are badass.

Good god, dood. This is a whole lot of testosterone.

Why isn't this featured?

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY EXPLOSIONS!

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I AGREE. THE TITLE IS BULLSH*T AND YOU KNOW IT.

I'm not always a bad-ass...

But when I am...

I SOLO PETE THE INVINCIBLE WITH TWO SHOTGUNS, ONE SLAG THE OTHER EXPLOSIVE, ONE SHOCK SMG, AND ONE SHOCK SNIPER RIFLE WITH EXPLOSIVE TRANSFUSION GRENADES!! :rainbowdetermined2:

...and I won too...

That said, excellent chapter, and speaking as a certified bad-ass, NEVER TOO MANY EXPLOSIONS!!!:pinkiehappy:

THERE IS NOT SUCH THING AS TOO MANY F*CKING EXPLOSIONS

I don't always lose my shit, but when I do, stories like this make me.

Dear sweet mother of God. The caps... All those poor sentences that don't have capital letters anymore...:fluttercry:

update now, for it is BADASS

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funny enough, I was writing the next chapter when i got your notifications XP

3366996
really. Were have you been for nearly 20 weeks?

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life stuff. oh and I was writing another fic

btw, ur my 69th favorite. just wanna point that out

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