Mr. Torgue, a successful corporation eponymous who loves explosions and yelling comes to Equestria because Pinkie is bored. Ridiculous events follow.

Note: Written for anyone to read, assumes no knowledge of Borderlands 2 or its DLC. Contains heavy usage of caps lock that may cause a severe testosterone surge. Viewer discretion is advised.

Alcohol makes the world a silly and fun place to live in, especially when two young alicorn princesses decide to go save the world from completely harmless forces.