I'm sure these questions has boggled our minds at one point. What would Arnold Schwarzenegger do if he suddenly appeared in Equestria? How would he interact with the Mane 6 and Princess Celestia? Does Iron Will and Roid Rage even lift? This fanfic was written with comedy in mind, so get ready for Arnold's unfortunate mishap during a Hollywood movie offset. Hilarity ensues.
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
I couldn't help but notice several grammar and formatting mistakes, something that really annoys me for some reason (I'm a grammar communist), but I was willing to look past that for Arnold. Regardless of any errors, I still chuckled like a school-girl the whole time I read this. Arnold Schwarzenegger is amazing, and I've never seen a pony crossover with him in it.
My body is ready for more.
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i frickin' love how you write arnold's accent
You should make Arnold crush something between his pectorals
Oh my lord. I love this!
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Feel free to revise and peer edit chapter 1. If you can point out the grammatical flaws with my work in a PM, then I'll go back and fix it. It's still a WIP, but thanks for the constructive criticism.
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Call the Nostalgia Critic to read your fic, NAOW!
I'm already done doing a reading...let me know if ya'll like it!
Arnie in Equestria:Chapter 1
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This story had me at the title.
Moar! Arnold Shrwartzenegger!
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You are now on my list of favorite people.
Excellent work with the accent.
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I've got an 'above average' Arnold impression. Kind of ironic that I'm writing a story about Arnold when I sound like him IRL (Not trying to brag or anything). I might as well read my own fic once it's fully released with my Arnold voice. I'll even upload a sample for all you bronies out there. Enjoy!
Arnie Voice Sample For Fanfic
PS: IT'S DEH REAL AHNULD WRITING HIS OAWN FIC! Also, it's not a soundboard or a voice modifier of any type. Here are some youtube vids that I was featured on.
Skip to 4:22 to hear my Arnold impression.
By far my favorite part of this is the cover art
Arnold's accent had got me there.
Wait, wat.
Terminator-Arnold just got transported to Equestria, lookin like a robot that will slaughter everyone.
Dis gunna be gud.
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You're looking for this.
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As the author of the other completely insane pony celebrity crossover…
Godspeed!
This story is brilliant
This, just...
This.
My life is now complete.
IT...IS...WRITEN...GOLD! As Arnie would say, MMMMAAAAOOOOORRR!!!!!
Oh dear god... That sooo awesome!
Rarity X Ahnold? Not sure if yes please.
*Sees picture of Arnold with Pinkie as an RPG*
POOT THAT PONY DOWN!
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Oh wait, you'll be surprised in the upcoming chapters. I'm glad your taking note of that however.
More more and MOAR [OR YOU WILL BE TERMINAATED!!!
I don't think a pony could lift anywhere near that amount especially a pony in the show. Horses can only lift about 20% of their body weight. Although they could probably pull that kind of weight. You can just ignore me though.
Anyways, I'm laughing my ass clean of at this story! Keep up the good work!
2625458 Maybe the weight system there is different?
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I'm glad you actually caught onto that. That was a typo on my part. Rainbow Dash's dialog was supposed to be a reference to Hurricane Fluttershy, where the one Pegasus was benching 1000lbs.
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Arnold lifts 680 pounds.
Most ponies knows lift 1000 pounds.
Dayum.
I can't not read every one of Arnold's lines in his voice. And it only serves to make the story that much better.
Dat Arnold speech
I saw recent update but there is no updates! What kind of sorcery is this?
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Don't worry, I'm currently working on the next chapter as we speak. Expect a release either today or sometime by tomorrow.
Schwarzenegger gets all the bitches
Wait, a spool of thread is 200 pounds? What? That would mean 1000 pounds is around 5-10!
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Ridiculous Pony logic my friend. They use magic to lift extraordinary weight with thought power. The higher weight/density within an object would require more mental power to move the object. Just imagine a ton of thread on one spool, lacking the need to stock up on as many as you stated.
2663620 I-But, that doesn't... I give up. What is the point of the Austrian Oak being the Austrian oak, if he doesn't have the strength of the Austrian Oak. Are you going to give him magic steroids or something?
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Hey, this story is supposed to be ludicrous and random my friend. Throw away any pertaining or rational logic out the front door. You will witness his true strength in the later chapters. I will make sure Arnold will live up to his legendary title of the 'Austrian Oak'. Trust me
2663704 Ohhh~ A magic Tumor from seeing so much pink forms. This acts like a filter for him to take in said magic!
All the lolz in this story. And Rarity...
RARITY DESPERATION MODE: ACTIVATED
RDM MISSION STATUS: FAILED
RESULTS: NUDE AUSTRALIAN OAK ON THE LOOSE
DAT EEZ NOT AY TOOMAH! DAT EEZ DAIABEETUZ! AIE AM GONNA COMMENT WITH THICK SCHWARZENNEGER ACCENT FROM NAO ON!
Power of friendship motha fuckers!
Muahahahahahuhaua...
Angel is so feisty. Arnold will have his hands full with him.
2694208 Yes, FRIENDSHIP.
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This story is too epic..... MOAR
THAT'S SO FUNNY!
LOL