Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Card game enthusiast, overambitious writer, Jeskai tempomancer, and general nerd of various kinds. Check out my works if you like adventure, card games, crossovers, or other random happenings.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Valar morghulis.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Is that a terrorist?!?

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

space is a waste

Good Night

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Words are coming.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

All my things are horse things!

okay now kiss!

loves tiaras.

Hope you laughed or learned something.