Very divisible.

Verily, vanity.

When I look into the future, I see failure.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

I write fanfic about lots of things. Including ponies now, apparently.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

Almost There...

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Nothing suspicious here.

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"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Caw caw?

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

No.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

mwap

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

For Love and Justice.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Teacher, short story writer and VNovel storyboard leader. Please forgive any faulty grammar you may find in my page/stories/blogs; English is my third language and I'm still struggling to master it.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

I didn't write any of that.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!