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I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

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For what good is omnipotence if you can't put a smile on the face of the person you love?

(No relation to Look on my works, ye mighty or To Err is Divine. Well, unless you want there to be.)

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This story is a sequel to To Err is Divine


It took years of his life and most of his fortune, but the great architect Arkhimedes has finally completed his masterpiece, a tower to commemorate the accomplishments of all of mortalkind, celebrating the great feats they can accomplish using their own two hands, without help from the gods. It is a tower that will last throughout the ages, reminding mortals of what they can achieve through their own merit-

Wait, what's that in the sky?

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Since the dawn of time, the two God-Empresses Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle have ruled side by side over all creation. Throughout the many trials and travails of their eternal lives, whatever they have done, they have done together.

So what does it mean when, for the first time in forever, one of them refuses to attend a private, annual celebration the two of them have always shared together? Sunset would sure like to know, because her wife has done just that. But in trying to understand her wife's absence, she may wind up dredging up unpleasant memories long buried...

Submission for Oroboro's Sunset Shipping Contest: Journeys.

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It's the trial of the decade. Nefarious serial killer Smiles Delight is guilty without a doubt, the case open and shut, and all that's left is the sentencing before he's no longer a blight on ponyki...wait, what? What do you mean they're letting him go?!

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After the Crusaders nearly destroy the town AGAIN trying to get their Cutie Marks, Twilight sits them down to tell them some fairy tales with rather unconventional morals and endings in hopes that it will teach them a lesson in patience and how to go about getting their Cutie Marks without causing too much property damage and risk to life and limb...
And just in case it doesn't…well, it's a good thing she always has a Plan B...

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Sunset Shimmer, back from the human world through means she doesn't really care to dismiss, has returned to get revenge on Princess Twilight Sparkle and take her rightful place as ruler of Equestria.
Her plan is simple: shoot Twilight with a gun. What could possibly go wrong?

Fourth in the Discord's Evil League of Evil Series

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Life has been rough for The Great and Powerful Trixie since that whole silly misunderstanding with the Alicorn Amulet. Now on parole, she's done her best to stick to the straight and narrow, but after Twilight Sparkle up and became an Alicorn, she really didn't have any choice but to become a villain again, now did she?
Now, with the help of the Talisman of Ekafatonyllatot she will defeat Twilight Sparkle once and for all, steal her powers, and make Twilight her love slave for the rest of eternity! There is absolutely no way whatsoever she can possibly fail at all.
Also, she learns the scientific name for Titin, the biggest protein known to ponykind.

Third in the Discord's Evil League of Evil series.

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Wubsy the changeling has been living with Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody for quite some time now, but never wondered how the couple met until now. The story behind their first meeting is not quite what she expected.

(Inspired by but unrelated to Shukumei's excellent Fun With Changelings)

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After years of plotting, Prince Blueblood has finally come up with the perfect revenge scheme against Rarity. Except Discord told him it was stupid and gave him a different one to use instead.
Unfortunately, he might never get to put that plan into motion, what with the alien invasion, that weird pony in a blue box, his hated rival Fancypants, and his idiot wife getting in the way.

Second story in the Discord's Evil League of Evil series.

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After finding a book of prophecies, Spike believes he's finally learned his true destiny and the reason for his existence.
He's wrong. Very, very wrong.

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