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Magos Dominus Ender


I am a tech priest. Statement: Do not commit tech heresy.

Rules

Yes: Jokes, memes, warhammer40k, Khorne, profanity(so long as it doesn't go against other rules! Unless it's jokingly said),

No: Hating on others gender/race/nationality/religion, Chaos gods(Exept maybe Khorne), Tech heresy, QUESTIONING THE AUTHOR!, Summer(season), heat week,

Personal rules
No: Stupid questions,

Yes: Follow every one that follows me,putting TASTE THE RAINBOW MUTHA FUCKER video whenever nightmare moon is defeated by the mane 6,

Discord

DREADNOUGHT#5230

Previous designation's

Trixiecat

ENGISEER

More will probably be added.

Notes

Different voices This Is trixie, This Is Ender, this is Magos Dominus Ender

Blog Posts
48

  • Monday
    Dawww

    YENA JUST WENT UP TO ME AND CURLED UP AND IT'S SO CUTE! AAWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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  • 1 week
    Just to remind ya'll

    1 comments · 7 views
  • 5 weeks
    Discord

    I have one.
    DREADNOUGHT#5230

    1 comments · 37 views
  • 7 weeks
    Quick question

    What is the longest and or most extreme pain you have ever experienced?
    I am going on fourteen years for the longest constant pain.

    12 comments · 51 views
  • 9 weeks
    Description of my faith.

    Qui autem discernit.
    Translation: He who doubts.

    4 comments · 48 views
Oct
14th
2019

Dawww · 12:56am Monday

YENA JUST WENT UP TO ME AND CURLED UP AND IT'S SO CUTE! AAWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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You think you can defeat a son of Russ?! Punches with Power Claw

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Wanna play hard to get, works for me! Jimmy! That nice man has a treat for you!

*A Emperor's Children Obliterator appears, eyeing the assault cannon it it was a piece of candy*

Jimmy: GUN!

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Begone foul heretic! Fires Assault Cannon
Informative: That's why you don't make me wake Ulv up!

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Pweese buy some heresy! I'm raising money for my warband so we can afford to go to Las Terra and start a blood orgy that will make Fulgrim blush. We're so close! Pweety Pweese! I'll throw in free cocaine!

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Interrogative: Do I need to bring Ulv over?
Informative: He doesn't like being woken up.

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Just to give advice and make y'all laugh


If they stand behind you, offer them protection.

If they stand beside you,
Offer them respect.

If they stand in front of you. Destroy them.

I will defend my loved ones and friends from all enemies
-An unknown American


"Fear not the Devil, nor his Demons, nor the most horrifying Monsters of your world. No....do not fear them, for the devil and his ilk have rules they must abide in at all costs, they have limits. And the monsters of this world will flee if you fight back, for even they value living. No.... no, fear not such horrors. FEAR MAN. For man makes it's own rules, and can still choose to ignore them. Man when driven to a corner will not bawl and shriek in fear, he would rather die strangling his enemy with his own entrails. Fear Man, foolish ponies, for they lack limits, and are more cunning than the Devil himself."
-Unknown

Out of the dark night that covers me
Black as the pit from pole to pole
I thanks whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud
Out of the bludgeoning of chance
Head is bloody but unbowed

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the horror of the shade
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid

It matters not how strait the gate
How charged with punishments the scroll
I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul.-Unknown


There was always something about a solo flight mission that caused a pilot to do deep thinking. For most, it usually entailed some factoid of their current situation. “I’m in a tin can with wings, explosive devices below my feet, and the way that my craft can propel itself is its tank of flammable fuel that is constantly exploding behind me.” Those kinds of thoughts have driven many pilots into early retirement.-Unknown


O living pictures of the dead,
O songs without a sound,
O fellowship whose phantom tread
Hallows a phantom ground --
How in a gleam have these revealed
The faith we had not found. -Unknown

We have sought God in a cloudy Heaven,
We have passed by God on earth:
His seven sins and his sorrows seven,
His wayworn mood and mirth,
Like a ragged cloak have hid from us
The secret of his birth.

Brother of men, when now I see
The lads go forth in line,
Thou knowest my heart is hungry in me
As for thy bread and wine;
Thou knowest my heart is bowed in me
To take their death for mine.

-Unknown


Tracers work both ways -U.S. Army Ordnance


"Six will rise, but one will fall. Evil returns to rule them all. If his actions do not desist, then this land shall cease to exist." - Unknown


If it is hope you need to arise, simple look about the earth and to the skies! - Unknown


Lo, do I see mine Father.

Lo, do I see mine mother, mine sisters and mine brothers.

Lo, do I see the line of mine kin traced back to the beginning.

Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take mine place among them,

In the embrace of the night, where the brave and loyal may live forever.

Call of the fallen,1A.N.


“That pun was bad and you should feel bad for saying it.” -Rlhu 'Oegodee.


"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong..."
-Murphy's Law


"Sometimes you just gotta say What The F***"
-Joel Goodson



“If you're reading this...
Congratulations, you're alive.
If that's not something to smile about,
then I don't know what is.”
-Chad Sugg, "Monsters Under Your Head."


"Will we end up the same way? Will a war with this new world turn out the same way? Will a war be the end of us?"
-Rlhu 'Oegodee.


"There's more than one face that does the thinking - two to the skull, one gets up, one rests behind. Odds are always against you... but they've always just been numbers. You've been playing the hand you've been dealt, but you've never let it rest; you shuffle and stack, double down and never stay. You're the Man of Two Faces, within, without, but never between or betwixt. Followed by fate and marked by the clover, the lonely road is your doom, as true rest shall never reach you while you walk away from it, forever alone." -Discordiae


"True strength lies in the ability to see past immediate hardship, to peer into the darkness ahead and believe that things will get better." - unknown


"Who doesn't want to ride a tank, and scream, "FEAR ME, FOR I AM YOUR LORD AND MASTER; FOR I AM, THE TANK-RIDER!" -Unknown


I am become death, destroyer of worlds.-Unknown


My body and mind are now your prison, and I am the warden.
-Unknown


'Ah what a nice planet classified is, with the moon named fuck off, orbiting the star none of your business.' -Fallon


“The winds of eons flow ever due north, never misdirected from its path.” - unknown


Everyday we step further away from sanity.

We’re both voices trapped within a body, was sanity ever a part of the equation.

We’re not ‘voices’ we are beings! Although... yeah, sanity was thrown out the window a long time ago. -unknown

XXXXXX?

Some failed to get all eight... mutilation occurred.

Right... “So, from what XXXXXX told me it is because of... mutilation.”


"What is evil?"

"Well, that's a complicated question, after all, what does it mean to be 'evil'? The definition changes depending on who you ask." Tellis worshipper of Khorne the blood God.


"Yes, my sister filled me in on those matters. I can only apologize and promise to find the true culprit or culprits. Whilst crime is almost non-existent in Equestria, there are still some who believe the law doesn't apply to them."
"There are people like that in my world, we call them politicians." Celestia and unknown


“When the universe is filled with enough bullets that everything dies, planets explode, and all that's left are bullets, then yes, then there will be enough.”


GRRRRRHKFJHARFKEHFVIUFHMSKXJNHSKJ. CAN'T TALK! DESTINY BETA! MUCH FUN!. HERMIT MODE ENGAGED! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?! WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? OKAY, IM DONE. OUTTIE 5000.-Isaac 3924 -


“The size of mountains and your dreadful soap bath will be the first crushed under my mighty feet, you tormentors!”-Tiny dragon


The fan is spooling up and the cannon of brown goo is loaded. Only someone may have replaced the fan with a jet turbine. [Cackles maniacally] Get ready for one hell of a ride.-Teslaponie


“You see, my species started off as simple little monkeys living in the jungle. But eventually, we evolved and became the dominant species on our planet. There are many theories about how and why that happened. Some believe it's because we were the smartest of all the creatures. Others because we were the meanest ones. But no, that's not it either. We came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest or even the meanest. But because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle. And you! Don't! FUCK WITH US!"- A Human making a statement on mankind


Sometime after WW2, When the eager young NATO Americans pestered this one old German soldier in the Officers' Club about who had the best infantry the guy had ever fought against, the German said, definitively: "The British. Best-trained, best-led." The next best? "The Russians. Badly trained, poorly led, but utterly fanatical."
The American officers were disappointed. "But what about the Americans?"
"Oh, I never fought against the American infantry."
"What? You said you were [here] and [there] and [over there], and those were all battles fought by American troops."
"Well, I never fought your INFANTRY."
"Huh?"
In most battles, the attacking side starts with artillery, then the defending side responds with artillery. After some exchanges, the infantry goes in against the other side's infantry, and the issue is decided. But with the Americans, the artillery goes in. Then more artillery comes in. Then more. And more. And more. And you either withdraw, or you die. So I never fought the American infantry." -Unknown


"I will fucking drive her ass up the wall with how well I can fuck around with her skull like a demon was skull fucking her eyes out instead her tight virgin cunt."- Unknown


Ashes to Ashes; Dust to Dust.
This is my time alone.
In this time I wish I wasn’t.
Battles wage in my time alone.

Ashes to Ashes; Dust to Dust.
The guns blaring act as a horn.
The blood staining the snow.
I wish that God would show.

Ashes to Ashes; Dust to Dust.
The planes roar and men die.
The fires of hell we can not fight.
The world is now burning.

Ashes to Ashes; Dust to Dust.
The pain is here and will not go away.
I wish that my friends were here.
So, when the bombs fall I would not die alone.
Ashes… to Ashes: Dust… to Dust.- Unknown


The sad part about being a lone wolf is, you don't die around your friends you die around your enemies.-Unknown


"Until now we were saying that Greeks fight like heroes. From now on we will say that heroes fight like Greeks." -Winston Churchill


“Yeah, well you haven’t got any fingers. And I can justify magic with magic because it’s magic!”

“You’re crazy.”
- A conversation between a pony and a human.


‘They must be insane’, Talonshield thought. His suspicions were partially confirmed when the lead Magofinn brute shouted, “The name’s Karl Edvard Magofinn, and you’re on my lawn!


Behold you now, the realms of man,
from Invar IX to Talostan,
be you humble caravan,
or fierce ship of the line;

if you would know our race’s core,
and whether to prepare for war,
remember this, and nothing more;
that we respond in kind.

Extend your hand in due concord,
admit our diplomats aboard,
offer the branch, and not the sword,
and we respond in kind.

We greet your fleets with open arms,
no single soul will meet you armed,
rest assured, we mean no harm,
for we respond in kind.

Send to us your brilliant sparks,
learned in the maths and arts,
teach us songs and stars and charts,
and we respond in kind.

And with our knowledge thus combined
hearts and thoughts and souls entwined,
what leaps we’ll make, what grand designs!
for we respond in kind.

Give to us in times of need,
regardless of our faith or creed,
heed our cries and hear our pleas,
and we respond in kind.

In turn, if you call for reprieve,
all we can give, you will receive,
when fate befalls, we too shall grieve,
for we respond in kind.

But should you carelessly aggress
seek to plunder and oppress,
expecting nothing in redress,
declare your cause divine,

bring fusillade and ship broadside,
bring murder, slaughter, genocide,
mistake our race for one untried,
and we respond in kind.

And when your gates are stoven in,
your armies dust upon the wind,
your death shall educate your kin
that we respond in kind.

-War-song of Sol, engraved in meter-high letters on the bridge of the Terran flagship Mattis.


People shouldn't be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people -Unknown


"The importance of the achievement of Apollo was demonstrating that humanity is not forever chained to this planet... that our visions go rather further than that, and our opportunities are unlimited." Neil Armstrong


"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."
- Mahatma Gandhi


"Man's nature is not essentially evil. Brute nature has been known to yield to the influence of love. You must never despair of human nature."- Mahatma Gandhi


"We cannot despair of humanity, since we ourselves are human beings."- Albert Einstein


"The man who is forever disturbed about the condition of humanity either has no problems of his own or has refused to face them."
- Henry Miller


"I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries."- Marie Curie


"As in the rankest soil the most beautiful flowers are grown, so in the dark soil of poverty the choicest flowers of humanity have developed and bloomed."- James Allen


"Whatever misanthropists may say, ingrates and the perverse are exceptions in the human species."- Napoleon Bonaparte


"I am proud to be part of a species where a subset of its members willingly put their lives at risk to push the boundaries of our existence."- Neil deGrasse Tyson


“The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people, knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every fucking day.”- Jon Stewart


"It's difficult in times like these: ideals, dreams and cherished hopes rise within us, only to be crushed by grim reality. It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart."- The Diary of Anne Frank


"I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown --in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability....and goodness.....of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere on this planet. I am proud to be a human being. I believe that we have come this far by the skin of our teeth, that we always make it just by the skin of our teeth --but that we will always make it....survive....endure. I believe that this hairless embryo with the aching, oversize brain case and the opposable thumb, this animal barely up from the apes, will endure --will endure longer than his home planet, will spread out to the other planets, to the stars, and beyond, carrying with him his honesty, his insatiable curiosity, his unlimited courage --and his noble essential decency. This I believe with all my heart. - Robert A. Heinlein

We are Mankind.

We stand on two legs, and we grasp things with our arms, with hands that have five fingers.

We came from a world much like your own. Blue sky, green hills, crystal seas. The birds sing and the leaves on the trees sway in the breeze.

From what we know, our genesis was in a place with a savannah climate. We got up on two legs, and we began the path to sapience, and to civilization.

We found out about writing. Music. Architecture. Agriculture. Some of us died to weather, predators, and illness, but the rest survived.

We started writing epics, scripture, and poetry. We wrote rhymes, stanzas, and hymns. We built towers, walls, and homes.

We found the use of metalworking tools. We made better tools to build, write, and farm. Some of us died by the bronze spear, sword, and javelin, wielded by greedy monarchs and aristocrats, but we survived.

We discovered sailing, and trade flourished. Money was invented to put an abstract value on belongings or persons or property. Diplomacy was invented by the wise desire for peace, that the sword would not take us away.

Men are finite, and so is their wisdom, so the greedy again took up the sword, and we cut down our own. But again, we survived.

Eventually, we invented our way to sky-scraping towers, plows that fed billions, and weapons that slew millions, but still we survive.

The invention of the written word means that while men may die, their wisdom may yet go on. Time reached a point where our stored wisdom overcame greed, and humankind flourished.

That is, until the Great Mistake.

For all our record-keeping and writing, we do not know what exactly transpired. All we know for certain is what became of it.

Much of Earth's atmosphere is unbreathable now. Much of our lands are infertile and dangerous to dwell in.

And still we have survived. We have rebuilt much, but...

Many say that the Earth itself is dying.

So, we, the best, the brightest, and the luckiest of humanity, were chosen. We built mighty vessels capable of traveling beyond the sky and into the void of stars.

Where once was a division amongst the human tribes, nations, and empires, there is now a unity driven by a single purpose.

We now dwell among the stars in search of a new home.

If you are reading this, humanity greets you, and wishes sincerely to live in peace

Who dat person creepin' near the treeline?

Are you trying to steal my hamburger? IT MIEN!!! :pinkiecrazy:

STAHP TRYING TO LOOK AT MY SCREEN WHEN I'M TYPING MAH PAZZWURDZ!! NIEN!! -Insane person


Only cowards commit suicide.
The reason? They aren't brave enough to push through the pain and sadness- Me


May all who have known loss know peace,
May all who have known death know rest,
May all who know hardship know comfort,
As only the dead know best. - Unknown

“Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart and ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders.”

-Erwin Rommel

"In life, war. In death, peace."

"In life, shame. In death, atonement."

Litany of Sacrifice.

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