Howdy, I’m Burt.

Eclectic observer of the odd, and the esoteric.

Pithy Statement

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Odd. Crazy. Zebra. Four Left Hooves.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

This is fiction. But it is based...

POV: You're feeling down at Bee-lzebub's party and she's about to shove some cotton candy into your cakehole.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

No matter what happens, never leave them. Because the LOYALTY to my friends is the most important thing. If you want to SOAR you must first FLY (First Love Yourself)

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

stan bts

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

flamingos

I write smut.