Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis while painting her room. This self-parody is dedicated to Professor Piggy, who once told me that I could write a story about Pinkie watching paint dry and weave it into an incredible psychological journey. Let's see if he was right.

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Dramatic reading by MicTheMicrophoneZero.

Cover art by chaosdrop.

From existencialism, to personality deconstruction and so on, we try to overanalize episodes and characters of Friendship is Magic to get answers of diferent philosophical questions.

At the start of every storm, Pinkie Pie forsakes the safety and comfort of her home to gallop out into the rain and the lightning, and sit on the tallest hill in Ponyville. Everyone writes her behavior off as her "just being Pinkie Pie". That's true, though. She is being Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie would do anything to show a friend that she cares, and she knows one friend who is closer to the storms than anyone else. She knows that by showing her love for the storms when no one else will, she's showing her love for the pony who makes those storms.

In an alternate reality where the Elements of Harmony were never created, its up to a new band of heroes to save the day. And these heroes just so happen to be equipped with part cannons and balloon animals. Will these party planners manage to vanquish evil, or will their party be pooped?!? It all comes down to whos party rocks the hardest!

Lily Field is a filly with cancer, so to cheer her up, Pinkie takes her for a fun trip to the carnival and it's the last thing Lily is able to do before she dies from her cancer two days later. This completely destroys Pinkie and she even speaks at the little filly's funeral.

Also in memory of several people I know who have died of cancer, although not children, but still. This book in memory of Knox and Ginger Chamblin, Ellen Martin and Kathleen Sanders. All amazing people who were taken too soon due to cancer.

The Ponyville Orphanage Charity Circus is interrupted by a fire.

Written with assistance from the Four Hooves and a Pen Writing Consortium

Without knowledge of events taking place in Ponyville, a cheerful Pinkie-clone wanders out of town by simple chance – and stumbles straight into a traveling circus.

A few months later, she returns to Ponyville...

Can the grim conclusion of "Too Many Pinkie Pies" be led towards a happy ending?

"The lone pink pony happily bounced down the path, trying to catch the tiny blue butterfly with her hooves, not a care in the world. She'd left Ponyville behind a while ago – but obviously, the path would lead her right back to it. Either that, or it led to the water-mirror cave.

Not that she knew of any other places it could possibly lead to..."

[2nd Person]
You're just a homeless 6 year old who has no family. But all that changes when a pink party mare takes you in to a ginger bread barkery shop.

Proofreader/Editor: Card_Shuffle
Credit to ConnVolpe for making the cover image

A former pink pony finds herself in a new, hostile world and a new friend who's perhaps even more hostile. A small, angry man finds himself with a new friend he didn't want. Can they make it through this new misadventure together, or is it the universe that needs to watch out for them?

Cover art used with permission from Technaro.

This story is a sequel to You're Not Fine

Friendship is a give-and-take relationship. Fortunately for you, Pinkie doesn't ask for much, and she has plenty to give.
Maybe it's time to start giving back.