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I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

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Total Words: 1,988,983
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  • Doorstoppers 35 stories Stories that ran over 200,000 words. My goal is to read all of these on FIMFiction, these are the ones I've finished. Be prepared for the long haul.


  • Momlestia 25 stories Celestia acting like a mother. It's usually to Twilight, but Sunset appears a few times too.


  • Twimom 28 stories Stories where Twilight is a mom. It's usually to Spike, but there are others in here as well.


  • Octavia and Vinyl 11 stories Octavia and Vinyl stories, mostly romantic but friendshipping will also be placed here.


  • TwiJack 42 stories My OTP. Some friendshipping here as well.


  • Humor 61 stories Funny stuff.


  • Equestria Girls 47 stories Stuff taking place in the EqG verse.


  • Dark 44 stories Here's the heavy stuff. Read at your own risk.


  • FlashLight 10 stories I know it's hated, but I can't help but like this pairing.


  • Sad 24 stories Prepare to shed tears.


  • Scootalove 32 stories Scootaloo gets adopted. Usually by Rainbow Dash, but Twilight shows up sporadically.


  • Alternate Universe 74 stories Things change from canon.


  • Slice of Life 42 stories Average, every day life... well, as average as Equestria gets, anyway.


  • Flutterdash 12 stories My 2nd favorite ship, after TwiJack.


  • Adventure 87 stories Everypony goes on a quest of some kind.


  • Other Pairings 60 stories This fandom can make any pairing work. Don't believe me? Check this out.


  • OCs 26 stories Fics where OCs play a big part.


  • Things I've CoWrote 4 stories Right now, this is only stuff I wrote with TheMyth, but more might be around the corner.


  • Sunset Sparkle 15 stories Friendship Games convinced me, okay?

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Twilight Sparkle is summoned to settle a legal matter involving The Great and Powerful Trixie... What in Equestria did she do now?

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When Applejack and Rainbow Dash wake up, hungover and in the same bed, they've only one question: how can we get even? A day spent tormenting their friends by turning one of their hopes on its ear pays off, but not quite in the way anypony expected.

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Gather 'round, you ponies fair,
And here the tale of how one little mare
Came across a rare find
That had placed her quaint home in the biggest bind.

Avarice is stranger to nopony at all
Not even Rarity can avoid its call
And the worst part is that anything goes
Which could only fill Ponyville with woes.

Now this is a story all about how
Their lives get flipped turned upside-down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
As I tell you how this is the fault of one mare...

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is copyright of Hasbro
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is copyright of Maxwell Atoms

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Recently rewritten. Contains occasional adult humor and violence.
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On a request from Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle and the rest of the mane six explore an abandoned mansion located deep in the woods. While doing so, they unwittingly stumble across an enchanted mirror that scrambles their DNA and pops out three brand new bouncing baby ponies. Hilarity and drama ensue as the mane six must cope with being suddenly thrust into motherhood, as well as protect their new foals from a dark god that wishes to use them for his own sinister gain.

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Fanart:
The three foals. by Freefraq on Deviantart.

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Who is Scootaloo? Everypony knows about her present, but when it comes to her past there are as many different answers as there are questions.

Is she the love child of two star-crossed lovers? The last hope for the future? The child of a broken home? A mysterious figure fighting a war no pony knows about? Or is it something else entirely? Is she even a pony at all?

Twilight Sparkle decides to ask everypony in Ponyville and find out about Scootaloo...and the stories, rumors and gossip she gets will leave her wondering how the truth can ever compete with fiction.

My thanks to Page Turner for the new story cover!

Now has its own TVTropes Page!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheManySecretOriginsOfScootaloo

And has a featured page in the Non-Canon My Little Pony Funny Page!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/TheManySecretOriginsOfScootaloo

Thanks to all my readers and fans for all the support and help I have gotten! I am truly touched.

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All Princess Luna wanted was to wake up and enjoy her night, but after getting pranked one too many times by Philomena she is determined to get revenge. Can the palace withstand a prank war between these two?

Now on Equestria Daily

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Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis while painting her room. This self-parody is dedicated to Professor Piggy, who once told me that I could write a story about Pinkie watching paint dry and weave it into an incredible psychological journey. Let's see if he was right.

Featured on Equestria Daily.

Dramatic reading by MicTheMicrophoneZero.

Cover art by chaosdrop.

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Princess Luna is bored.

She spent a 1000 years on the moon and while she is happy to be back to her old self (even if she knows her evil scheme would have worked if it weren't for those meddling mares!) her sister refuses to let her do anything fun. .

The Princess of the Moon is fed up! She is going to go on an adventure! She is going to find Queen Chrysalis and punch that bug in the flank! And along the way she is going to fight bears, fall in love, explore strange worlds and everything else all the guide books say should happen on an adventure.

Too bad her sister (The ever calm and collected Celestia) has decided to tag along and bring their niece (the sex-crazed Cadence), nephew-in-law (the sane and rational Shining Armor) and brother (the grumpy OC/Oceanic Creature Tydal) along for the ride.

What happens when the gods go on a road trip? Chaos, insanity, and mayhem, of course!

(This is the spiritual sequel to "The Many Secret Origins of Scootaloo". While you don't need to read that story to enjoy this one, it wouldn't hurt to give it a glance to understand why many of the characters are the way they are).

TVtropes' Page Can be found here: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheGodSquad

The sequel, The God Squad: Equestria's Most Wanted, will be out soon.

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Older Chapters now being edited by DerpyDash2131
When Canterlot has to be evacuated for a week Twilight offers her parents a place to stay.
Trouble is, while Twilight is a grown up, independent pony who has saved the world (At least three times) Her parents still treat her like she's a filly.
Her father is going through a mid-life crisis.
And her mother is trying to set her up with every single stallion in Equestria.

This is going to be a LONG week.

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Hearth's Warming Day.

This day, one of the most magical of days, is about family and love and togetherness and remembering the bonds of friendship.

It is also about demanding presents, showing up your family, freaking out over the tiniest detail and fighting the rush of a thousand other ponies that seem to want to do nothing more than ruin the holiday for everyone else.

This year, Twilight is getting to host her family's Hearth's Warming Day Dinner and she wants everything to be perfect. But as she sees what the holiday does to her friends and those around her, Twilight begins to lose the spirit of the season and wonders just what good is a holiday that seems to turn everypony into jealous, greedy monsters.

Join Twilight in this look at what modern life has done to the holiday season and how easy it is to reclaim the magic back.

This story is set in the Scootaverse (Which includes The Many Secret Origins of Scootaloo and The God Squad). Neither of these stories are required reading but it will help.

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