Discord
Twilight stepped onto the empty stage, looking out at the audience that waited patiently for her to begin and had only one thought. Unfortunately, due to this story’s rating, we can’t actually post what she thought (but it involved words that rhyme with duck).
She had no idea how she had ended up in the theater. The last thing she remembered was taking Spike home after Rarity’s little prank (Pinkie had ended up caving about 20 seconds after Twilight had went screaming off into the night and admitting the entire scheme), sending a letter to Princess Celestia (Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned every pony in Equestria has gone nuts. Did you put PCP in the water supply? –Twilight) , and heading straight to bed (‘Ok, that is three things but still…’).
And yet here she was, standing on stage wearing, of all things, a green tutu and a beer helmet. The audience was, for the most part, entertained, as they kept laughing every couple of minutes. Twilight leaned forward, squinting against the spotlight.
“Wait a minute… you’re humans! What the… what is going on?”
“We’ll, I’ll tell you, Twilight,” a familiar voice purred in her ear. “You are dreaming and this is Discord’s Chapter.” The chaos god grinned as he appeared on stage, wearing a fancy tux with a big spinning bow tie. “With tonight’s special guest, my daughter Miss Twilight Sparkle!”
“I am not your daughter!” Twilight shouted even as the rousing music began to play. She looked around in fright as from stage left a line of dancing mares made their way on stage while a line of stallions from the opposite side joined them.
The Mares (Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Mrs. Cake, Lyra, Cadence and Derpy)
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the ponies in Discord’s Chapter tonight!
The Stallions (Doctor Whooves, Big Macintosh, Prince Blueblood, Flim, Flam, Caramel, Soarin’, Shining Armor and honorary stallion Spike)
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on Discord’s Chapter tonight.
Twilight looked up, jaw dropping as she saw Dinky sitting with Lord Tydal in the balcony, the little filly waving at her happily.
Tydal
Why are we in this chapter?
Dinky
It’s getting rather sick
Tydal
That the author keeps inserting us
Tydal and Dinky
Randomly in this fic!
Entire Cast (minus Twilight)
And now let's get things started
Audience and Readers of this Chapter
Why don't you get things started ?
Discord
It's time to get things started
Entire Cast (minus Twilight)
On the most sensational
Inspirational
Celebrational
Discordational
This is what we call Discord’s Chapter!
Twilight blinked as Rollypolly appeared beside her, raising a trumpet to his eyestalk (?!) and blowing, only for Scootaloo to pop out of the bell and throw a pie at her.
And just as soon as they had appeared they were all gone, leaving Twilight alone on stage with Discord who was holding a neon said that read “Applause”. The draconequus wiggled his eyebrows as he leaned in close. “Come on now, doesn’t my little princess want to give daddykins a kissie poo?”
“If by kissie poo you mean stomp your head in then yes, I will happily accept your offer.”
“Kids today,” Discord said with a sigh, glancing at the audience.
“I am not your kid! Nightmare Moon was trapped, as were you!”
“God…of…Chaos. You really think either of those things could stop me, baby girl?”
Twilight grit her teeth together. “You are not real… you are a dream. You are not real… you are a dream.”
Discord patted her on the head before summoning a Lazy Boy for him to sit down in. “Only half right. This is a dream but I am quite real. You see, while I am physically bound to that statue, it doesn’t mean that I can’t find ways to have fun. I managed to figure out a way to invade your dreams so I could spend time with my little girl!”
“That’s my bit!” Freddy Kreuger shouted from stage left.
Discord snapped his fingers and sent the movie monster straight to hell (or Wisconsin… either way it was bad). “Now then, I have been watching you and the whole Scootaloo thing and I just have to ask… would life really have been worse under my rule than this?”
“…probably,” Twilight muttered.
“You do realize I was grooming you to be my second in command, right? Was going to get your mother back and give you your chaos powers that Celestia stole from you-“
“I.Am.Not.Your.Daughter.”
“I think the lady protests too much,” Discord said with a smirk. He rubbed his hands together, clearly warming up to the chaos he was about to bring. “Now then, I have seen how the others have been driving you absolutely insane and I decided that I wanted to get in on the fun. Quicker you go nuts the quicker we can become a family again. “
Twilight blinked… then began to laugh.
No, not laugh; she full on fell to the ground, rolling about giggling and chortling.
“While I would normally enjoy seeing you lapse into insanity-“
“There… there is nothing you can do, Discord!” Twilight giggled. “I’ve heard the craziest stories… there is not a single way you could tell a story that would drive me nuts!”
“Is that so?” Discord said, turning towards the audience…
Twilight frowned as she stared at the writer and the new figure who had popped up. “Ok, so you got the strange man in pajamas and the insane writer to tell help you tell an origin story. So what?”
Discord grinned. “You don’t get it, do you? I am going to let every member of the audience tell you a Scootaloo origin…and there is nothing you can do to stop them.”
“Wha-what?” Twilight stammered.
“No….no!” Twilight screamed as she saw them all begin grabbing the Mad Libs Discord was passing out. Twilight trembled and ran off the stage. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
Deadpool and defender2222 watched as the audience began to fill out their Mad Lib. “Huh…feel like there should be a moral here,” Deadpool said. “Every great story has a moral.”
“That’s why I brought the Wheel of Morality!” Discord pulled the large wheel out from behind the curtain, giving it a spin. “Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn.” A computer attached to the wheel spat out a piece of paper. “Moral Number 12. And the moral of today’s story is…lather, rinse, repeat; always repeat.”
“How profound,” Deadpool stated.
“Pat, I’d like to buy a vowel,” defender2222 stated.
“Wrong wheel, father.”
“Oh.”
The sound of Mad Libs being completed filled the air.
“…wow, the chapter isn’t over yet?” Deadpool asked, looking at his watch. “I would have thought we’d have ended it and gone to the reviews by now.”
“Me too… and I am the one writing it!” defender2222 stated in surprise. “Weird.”
The three of them awkwardly stood on stage.
“…want to sing ‘Call Me Maybe’ until the chapter ends?” Discord offered.
“YEAH!” the author exclaimed.
“That will be scary…but fun!” Deadpool exclaimed.
All three of them leaping up to give each other a highfive. “FRIENDSHIP!”
Discord
I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
Deadpool
I'd trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
defender2222
Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?
Discord, Deadpool, defender2222 (arms wrapped around each other, big stupid grins on their faces)
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?
It's hard to look right,
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?
And all the other boys
Try to chase me
But here’s my number,
So call me, maybe?
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So this chapter is what happens when I turn off all my restrictions and just write completely crazy.
Not much to say, other than to proved this easy cut-and-paste Mad Lib so if you want to post your own 'Screw with Twilight' Mad Lib you can
Just compare the one down below with the printable one above, fill in the blanks and have fun!
Mad Lib #
Scootaloo was a _____________ filly who lived in the town of __________ville. She liked to spend time with her ____________ friends _______________bloom and Sweetie Belle. Together, the three of them were known as the Cutie Mark _____________ .
But what ponies didn’t know was that the __________ pegasus filly wasn’t really a pony but a _________________________!
Long ago, a ___________ wizard named ______________ used all of his _______________ magic to create Scootaloo. The wizard wanted to use Scootaloo to help him take over _____________.
But Scootaloo refused. Scootaloo didn’t want to hurt a single innocent _____________. All she wanted to do was play ________________. She knew she had to escape before ____________, as that was when the wizard planned to begin his _____________
plan!
Luckily, Scootaloo had allies in the ____________. There was a ____________ mutant
that was half ___________ and half ____________ , named _________________________who also wanted to escape the wizard’s ____________. Together, they came up with a _____________ plan. While the wizard was _____________________, Scootaloo and her friend used a ______________ to break the lock off a door. They ran into the ______________, where they found a ____________. With this, they could escape!
Making there way through the Field of _______________, the two of them finally made it into Equestria, which was ruled by the _______________ _______________ Celestia. They parted ways, the filly deciding to live her life in peace and _______________.
Yay! new chapter
Animaniacs reference awesome!
That was brilliant!
You just called Wisconsin bad, that's my home state foo! Take this punk. (Originally a middle finger)
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and this,
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AND THAT!
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Scootaloo was an awesome filly who lived in the town of Pwnyville. She liked to spend time with her radical friends Bananabloom and Sweetie Belle. Together, the three of them were known as the Cutie Mark Drill Sergeants .
But what ponies didn’t know was that the new pegasus filly wasn’t really a pony but a broom stick!
Long ago, a Frosty wizard named Zyzz the King used all of his sea green magic to create Scootaloo. The wizard wanted to use Scootaloo to help him take over Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. (Tis' an actually city)
But Scootaloo refused. Scootaloo didn’t want to hurt a single innocent Goatsucker. All she wanted to do was play capture the flag. She knew she had to escape before Atomic Bomb Day, as that was when the wizard planned to begin his zero cool
plan!
Luckily, Scootaloo had allies in the Q1. There was an amazing mutant
that was half Ape and half reclining chair , named Chairman Prescottwho also wanted to escape the wizard’s demolition. Together, they came up with a nice plan. While the wizard was showing off his aesthetics, Scootaloo and her friend used an oven mitt to break the lock off a door. They ran into the Torture Chamber, (Aesthetics Building Chamber) where they found a paintball gun. With this, they could escape!
Making their way through the Field of Gorgoroth, the two of them finally made it into Equestria, which was ruled by the Titan Empress Celestia. They parted ways, the filly deciding to live her life in peace and Slender.
You were off by a state and missed Detroit.
Also, BAHAHA!
Whoo! The merc with the mouth! Love that guy! Bea Arthur, chimichangas, Deadpool rules!
Aaaand now I have "Call Me Maybe" stuck in my head... Dangit!
Once upon a time I thought this was going to be a simple story about a few characters explaining their different Scootaloo origins stories.
Now after the final few chapters...
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thorlol.exe has been forced to shut down
I don't even anymore
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Poor twilight thoguh
Muppet Show intro... beautiful
All my love
Scootaloo was a awesome filly who lived in the town of Rainbow Dashville. She liked to spend time with her awesome-sauce friends PEARbloom and Sweetie Belle. Together, the three of them were known as the Cutie Mark Acquisition Program.
But what ponies didn’t know was that the Totally Awesome pegasus filly wasn’t really a pony but a AWESOME MACHINE!
Long ago, a Republican wizard named Mitt Romney used all of his Political Mind Control magic to create Scootaloo. The wizard wanted to use Scootaloo to help her take over Iraq.
But Scootaloo refused. Scootaloo didn’t want to hurt a single innocent Muslim. All she wanted to do was play Dance Dance Revolution. She knew she had to escape before Robanukuh, as that was when the wizard planned to begin his Mind Control
plan!
Luckily, Scootaloo had allies in the Navy. There was a fugly mutant
that was half chicken and half pony , named Scootaloo The Second who also wanted to escape the wizard’s Republican-ness. Together, they came up with a 10th Doctor Worthy plan. While the wizard was Dancing the Pony Pokey, Scootaloo and her friend used a Brony to break the lock off a door. They ran into the Rainbow Dash Statue, where they found a Limited Edition Pinkamena Diane Pie plushie. With this, they could escape!
Making there way through the Field of , the two of them finally made it into Equestria, which was ruled by the Troll Queen Celestia. They parted ways, the filly deciding to live her life in peace and SWAG.
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Scootaloo was a Intricate filly who lived in the town of Aardvarkville. She liked to spend time with her Comprehensive friends Tomatobloom and Sweetie Belle. Together, the three of them were known as the Cutie Mark Maggots .
But what ponies didn’t know was that the Illegal pegasus filly wasn’t really a pony but a Plate Made in China!
Long ago, a Mentally Disabled wizard named Sheva God of death used all of his Soviet magic to create Scootaloo. The wizard wanted to use Scootaloo to help him take over Sudentenland.
But Scootaloo refused. Scootaloo didn’t want to hurt a single innocent E. f. caballus. All she wanted to do was play bowling with Roman. She knew she had to escape before 420, as that was when the wizard planned to begin his Drunken
plan!
Luckily, Scootaloo had allies in the Netherworld. There was a Swag mutant
that was half Koopa and half Toilet Bleach , named McPimp Peterson who also wanted to escape the wizard’s Lowly Peasent. Together, they came up with a Half-Baked plan. While the wizard was Dropping Mom's Spaghetti, Scootaloo and her friend used a Ikea Catalog to break the lock off a door. They ran into the Vatican , where they found a Aperture Handheld Portal Device With this, they could escape!
Making there way through the Field of Dainbow Rash , the two of them finally made it into Equestria, which was ruled by the Hydrogen Gas Dictator Celestia. They parted ways, the filly deciding to live her life in peace and Open The door Get on the floor, Everypony walk the dinosaur.
No. I refuse. I love Twilight Sparkle too much to do that to her. She may not be best pony, that honor foist to a certain über-cute freckled farm mare, but the adorkable Twilight suffering I can not abide.
I got your back, egghead!
Muppets, Deadpool, and everybody's favorite Chaos god.
Ten thousand new stories for Twilight to deal with.
I do not see a way for Discord to be Twi's father, as he was in a comitted relationship with
Deadpool! Excellent
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Lost it at the Plate Made in China!
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Just playing
Been living in the D for 14 years and the only thing that changes is the mayor. Except you know, he don't do shit
This place was a beautiful city 20 years ago though
Oh god, this chapter would make any animations plans interesting... I can just imagine it now: Randomly pick some of the submissions from these comments and have a bunch of faceless anons from Tumblr read them off at the same time...
- Make it stop... please...
- GET BACK HERE! YOU'RE BEHIND THIS, I KNOW IT!
Nope, the fic still has more chapters to go! ... Is that a chainsa- OH GOSH NOT AGAIN
HALP! ANGRY TWILIGHT ALERT! *runs faster*
This is a really fun idea! Probably one of the few examples where the medium of "posting it on the internet, with comments" is explored, to add something to the story that most other story-telling mediums wouldn't be able to. Also, "It's the Muppet Show! With our special guest star, miss Twilight Sparkle! Yaaaaay!"
Here goes:
Scootaloo was a(n) energetic filly who lived in the town of Ponyville. She liked to spend time with her best friends Applebloom and Sweetie Belle. Together, the three of them were known as the Cutie Mark Crusaders .
But what ponies didn't know was that the orange pegasus filly wasn’t really a pony but a toaster!
Long ago, a(n) evil wizard named Elvis Presley used all of his Black magic to create Scootaloo. The wizard wanted to use Scootaloo to help him take over Canterlot.
But Scootaloo refused. Scootaloo didn’t want to hurt a single innocent pony. All she wanted to do was play hoofball. She knew she had to escape before the Summer Sun Celebration, as that was when the wizard planned to begin his diabolical
plan!
Luckily, Scootaloo had allies in the dungeon. There was a kind mutant
that was half badger and half bookshelf, named Toph Bei Fong who also wanted to escape the wizard’s mad scientist. Together, they came up with a daring plan. While the wizard was summoning spirits from beyond the veil, to broker a deal, Scootaloo and her friend used a bust of Nightmare Moon to break the lock off a door. They ran into the garage, where they found a stunt chariot. With this, they could escape!
Making there way through the Field of despair, the two of them finally made it into Equestria, which was ruled by the SunPrincessCelestia. They parted ways, the filly deciding to live her life in peace and happiness.
I decided to go with things that made sense, rather than go crazy. That means no-one else has to do it, and i look forwaed to reading the off-the-rail madness people will come up with.
You... you insane bastard
Scootaloo was a whimsical filly who lived in the town of Mumakilville. She liked to spend time with her short friends Strawberrybloom and Sweetie Belle. Together, the three of them were known as the Cutie Mark fellowship.
But what ponies didn’t know was that the handsome pegasus filly wasn’t really a pony but a one ring to rule them all!!
Long ago, a dark lordish wizard named Peter Jackson used all of his red colored magic to create Scootaloo. The wizard wanted to use Scootaloo to help him take over Minas Tirith
But Scootaloo refused. Scootaloo didn’t want to hurt a single innocent Ent. All she wanted to do was play Dwarf tossing. She knew she had to escape before the blood of numenor was spent day, as that was when the wizard planned to begin his completely original
plan!
Luckily, Scootaloo had allies in the Bag End. There was a blonde mutant
that was half human and half a grass trimmer , named Gandalfs beard who also wanted to escape the wizard’s door to door salesmen. Together, they came up with a desperate plan. While the wizard was Learning how to make roar sounds even when all he had was an eye and no lungs capable of creating such sound, Scootaloo and her friend used a shiny glass bottle to break the lock off a door. They ran into the crack of doom, where they found a dwarf for dwarf tossing. With this, they could escape!
Making there way through the Field of Gorgoroth, the two of them finally made it into Equestria, which was ruled by the Celestial King Celestia. They parted ways, the filly deciding to live her life in peace and I do not say do not weep for not all tears are that of evil.
Damn it! I don' have time to fill out this Mad Lib, Maybe I will revisit, if I am not feeling lazy.
as Christopher Eccleston (the Ninth Doctor) would say: "Fantastic!"
You, good sir, are brilliant!
just... 
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i think i squee'd.
Who's going to pay for twilights therapy because thats gotta cost a fortune
And on the bright side no pen brush
This is by far the most meta way to screw with a fictional character ever.
Defender2222, will you marry me, and have 2.5 children together?
Loved it except for "call me maybe"
So over done
next time try
Deadpool. I fucking give up trying to predict what you'll use next.
Dude, you messed up. Michigan is the hellhole. Wisconsin is awesome.
...Discord, Deadpool, and the genius author of this fic all at once? I am not ready to handle the awesome.
Neither was Twilight, apparently. I'm honestly not sure how you're going to top the Mad Libs thing, though. I mean, really, what could be worse than... wait. I didn't say it, so it doesn't count. *knock on wood*
Ahh deadpool, so many things are improved with your addition XD
I CAN'T BRAIN
WHAT DONE MIND YOU?
INSANE GONE FROM HAVE OVER-CHAOSSED I.
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"Long ago, a heroic wizard named Bea Arthur..."
BEST
LINE
EVAH!!!
replace rainbow dash in this with twilight
You people defending Wisconsin know that's a Dogma reference, right?
Also, this was awesome. You're not supposed to make me die of laughter in the middle of a McD's. That's not nice. Not nice at all!
Was it a field of David Bowie Knives?
Ah, I always loved the Wheel of Morality.
ValuablelLife lessons all people should learn *nods*
For the second time in 24 hours, my brain is full of what.
I officially give up trying to make any sense at all out of this fic. Even though I think I gave up five chapters ago, if not sooner.
anyone get the muppet show tonight references
Scootaloo was a demonic filly who lived in the town of Squidville. She liked to spend time with her Enabling friends Passion Fruit Bloom and Sweetie Belle. Together, the three of them were known as the Cutie Mark League of Evil .
But what ponies didn’t know was that the scheming pegasus filly wasn’t really a pony but a toaster oven!
Long ago, a kindly wizard named Tom Brady used all of his Tickle Me Pink magic to create Scootaloo. The wizard wanted to use Scootaloo to help him take over New York.
But Scootaloo refused. Scootaloo didn’t want to hurt a single innocent rabid pigeon. All she wanted to do was play croquet. She knew she had to escape before President's Day, as that was when the wizard planned to begin his stereotypical plan!
Luckily, Scootaloo had allies in the stadium. There was a placid mutant
that was half Pikachu and half bunk bed , named Tobias Funke who also wanted to escape the wizard’s gardener. Together, they came up with a nefarious plan. While the wizard was kicking hockey pucks across the floor, Scootaloo and her friend used a refrigerator to break the lock off a door. They ran into the torture chamber, where they found a curling broom. With this, they could escape!
Making there way through the Field of ramen noodles, the two of them finally made it into Equestria, which was ruled by the Black Hole knight Celestia. They parted ways, the filly deciding to live her life in peace and football fan.
You know, you started off really funny with this story, but it feels like you're running out of ideas, instead slapping on cliches and calling it... Ooh, what's the word? A parody?
It's still entertaining, mind you, and the writing is still par excellence, but like the cotton candy left over from Discord's last incursion, it's gotten stale.
How can cotton candy go stale, you ask? Chaos.
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I... really don't get your point. The entire story is built on cliches, from chapter 1 all the way to now. What did you expect? Did you think every chapter would be a rehash of the Cakes chapter? Every chapter is a different genre, a different writing style that I put ALOT of work into.
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Hey, and here I thought everyone would miss that reference!
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Heck no! Dogma's a favorite movie of mine and the reference to Wisconsin being worse than hell is easily one of the more memorable parts of an alreaday memorable movie. I am kinda surprised nobody else seemed to get it, though.
I swear I so want Twilight to go all Chaos Alicorn and cause eternal Twilight with a side of Insanity for a while.... just for the lulz. Maybe get Discord and the Spirit of Nightmare Moon to help with a prank against Luna and Celestia.
Scootaloo was a fat filly who lived in the town of Jackalopeville. She liked to spend time with her scaly friends Dragon Fruit Bloom and Sweetie Belle. Together, the three of them were known as the Cutie Mark Admirals.
But what ponies didn’t know was that the morbidly obese pegasus filly wasn’t really a pony but a kitchen sink!
Long ago, a purple wizard named Daniel Radcliffe used all of his neon green magic to create Scootaloo. The wizard wanted to use Scootaloo to help him take over Detroit.
But Scootaloo refused. Scootaloo didn’t want to hurt a single innocent gangster. All she wanted to do was play Chess on Ice. She knew she had to escape before Christmas, as that was when the wizard planned to begin his ridiculous
plan!
Luckily, Scootaloo had allies in the hospital. There was a glowing mutant
that was half platypus and half recliner, named Inigo Montoya who also wanted to escape the wizard’s Architect. Together, they came up with a genius plan. While the wizard was feasting on the souls of many, Scootaloo and her friend used a spork to break the lock off a door. They ran into the bathroom, where they found a hockey puck. With this, they could escape!
Making there way through the Field of buildings, the two of them finally made it into Equestria, which was ruled by the Galactic Halo Queen Celestia. They parted ways, the filly deciding to live her life in peace and pancakes.
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I understand that and appreciate it. To be able to turn out such high-quality chapters in a matter of days whereas I have trouble sticking to at least a weekly schedule is impressive. Not to mention coming up with an entirely new background story for Scootaloo each time boggles the mind. The problem, in my mind at least, is that using so many cliches it becomes... sorta... samey? Ugh
, I don't know how to describe how I'm feeling. And yes, I do kinda wish each one was more like the Cakes chapter, though again that too would get pretty samey pretty quickly.
Look... you probably shouldn't listen to me as you've succeeded in gaining thousands of favorites (including myself) so clearly you know what you're doing, but I really do feel that this story could have more... substance?
Okay, just ignore me and write, when you can't come up with coherent criticism you shouldn't criticize.
Oh dear...why did I read the chapter with DISCORD as the narrator...
Ufufu....ufufufufu....UFUUFUFUFUUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUUFUFUFUFUFFUUFUFU!
Don't worry Twily! You are no a kindred soul!
That aside, excellent work as always. You never cease to blow my FREAKING MIND.
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MADLIBS!!!
Scootaloo was a grimdark filly who lived in the town of Nargleville. She liked to spend time with her twitchy friends limebloom and Sweetie Belle. Together, the three of them were known as the Cutie Mark Margraves .
But what ponies didn’t know was that the eldritch pegasus filly wasn’t really a pony but a Souffle Pan!
Long ago, a bubbly wizard named Robin Williams used all of his Macaroni and Cheese magic to create Scootaloo. The wizard wanted to use Scootaloo to help him take over Hel.
But Scootaloo refused. Scootaloo didn’t want to hurt a single innocent Sea Monkey. All she wanted to do was play EXTREME Badmitton. She knew she had to escape before Happy Cat Month, as that was when the wizard planned to begin his overly-convoluted
plan!
Luckily, Scootaloo had allies in the Sanctum of the Broodfester Throes. There was a mustachioed mutant
that was half starfish and half lava lamp, named Doctor Professor Patrick who also wanted to escape the wizard’s Infinite Implausibility Cartographer. Together, they came up with a dastardly plan. While the wizard was burning a questionably legal substance in the air ducts, Scootaloo and her friend used a non-sonic screwdriver to break the lock off a door. They ran into the laundry room / torture chamber, where they found a golf club. With this, they could escape!
Making there way through the Field of Mr.Roger clones, the two of them finally made it into Equestria, which was ruled by the Aurora Overlord Celestia. They parted ways, the filly deciding to live her life in peace and humility.