Gather 'round, you ponies fair,
And here the tale of how one little mare
Came across a rare find
That had placed her quaint home in the biggest bind.

Avarice is stranger to nopony at all
Not even Rarity can avoid its call
And the worst part is that anything goes
Which could only fill Ponyville with woes.

Now this is a story all about how
Their lives get flipped turned upside-down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
As I tell you how this is the fault of one mare...

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