For years, Luna has endured the guilt of Nightmare Moon and subjected herself to the nightmares of the Tantabus as punishment. When she lost control of it, her friends in Ponyville were able to stop it and things seemed all right for a time...

...but what about Celestia? What about Luna's closest friend, a pony who had no idea what was going on in her little sister's mind?

Luna tries to prove she's really Celestia's mother.

Will she succeed?

Contains at least one lawyer joke, but it's about Equestrian lawyers, so it's ok.

Luna's returned from the moon. But will she ever truly feel she belongs?

Sometimes little things make a big difference.

Daniel Habbuck, UN ambassador to Equestria, hates his job.

Sure it pays well, but it's hardly worth having to put up with flank-kissing politicians and the stomach twisting anxiety of knowing that he represents all of humanity.
One night, after a particularly tense meeting leaves him wound up, Daniel is desperate for somepony to talk to. With his friends either busy or too far away, he hires a batpony prostitute, just so he can have some company.

As he soon learns, there's much more to this streetwalker than meets the eye...

Rated T for sexual references, but no clop.

Special thanks to WingmanRed, Georg, and Kraken Hatchling for proofreading and editing

EDIT: Special, special thanks to Comrade Pony for the suggestions
EDIT: Deleted cover art.

Twilight Sparkle has a special guardian while under the tutelage of Princess Celestia. A creature that turns intensely violent at the slightest threat against his charge. A creature that will maim and kill without concern if it has to, that will do anything to keep those it loves safe.
These are not these stories.
These are the stories from the inside. The stories that make a makeshift family work. The small moments. The little secrets. The normal life.

Short stories about Twilight's and Spike's life before the events of the Lunar Guardsman. Maybe a little funny, maybe a little sad, maybe a little sappy, certainly not on any chronological order. Chapters posted whenever I am taken by the mood to write one.

This is a collection of prequel stories to The Lunar Guardsman, an M rated story currently in progress by yours truly.

Many of the chapters are worthy of the Comedy tag, some of the Sad tag, and a couple of the Dark tag.

Revered by their populace, the four immortal Alicorns have ruled Equestria with benevolence and kindness for five centuries, curating a meticulous balance that must not be disturbed. The Two-One system has survived everything that was thrown at it, and anything that threatens to disrupt that balance should be crushed at all costs.

Right?

DISCLAIMER: Sex tag ONLY for innuendo and jokes! Only a minor AU, VERY LITTLE has been changed from canon!
WARNING: Contains A LOT of profanity because I can't help myself
Fantastic cover art provided by Hoodwinked MCShelster on DeviantArt!
Proofread and edited by DarthBall, newbie, T0ucan, and Pen Dragon
Additional help provided by various members of the Changing Expectations discord server

The Ever Expanding List of Inspirations:
Anzel's Memoirs of a Royal Guard and Secrets of a Royal Guard
Bpkyle777's Past, Present, and Future
ChroniclerOfFantasies's King of Queens
Crensler's To Know Hell and Finding Artemis
DanishDash's At Your Service
Darkwing Dust's Crystal Soul
dj_neon_lights' A DJ in the Night
Hilord17's The Anomaly in a Mare’s World
Hiver's New Beginnings and all of its sequels
Ice Star's All That Lingers
Irrespective's The Harem Noses, No Nose Knows, and This Nose Knows
KKSlider's Changing Expectations
Kotushk Fier's Nocturnality and With a Shine in His Eyes
Krystl_Fae’s The Son of Infinity
kudzuhaiku's The Sun Also Surprises and The Perilous Romance of Swans
Lightning Ace's The Humble Prince
MisterEdd's Shattering a Heart of Darkness
Pen Dragon's Gems I: The Sun Princess and its sequel
PinkiePieFox's Shimmering Night
RadBunny's Timeless and A Brush With Fate
Scibe of the Nightwings' Interruption and Intervention and Admiration and Admission
SilverWind102's The New Guy
Tallfry's One Bolt, Many Questions
ThatWritingDragon's A Dusk’s New Dawn
The Boss's Coming out of it...
TheEighthDayofNight's The Centurion Project
Thule117's Guardian
Urimas Ebonheart's Warframe: Equestria
wishcometrue's With the Thought of Us
Zoshe's Return of the Ancient Mage

First Featured: 5/3/22
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And again on 11/5/22:
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And AGAIN on 1/18/23:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

It’s the middle of the night and Luna’s got the munchies. Thankfully, Canterlot Castle just acquired a vending machine for such occasions.

What could possibly go wrong?

This was written for the Luna (is BEST Pone) Contest hosted by PixelMoon, based on the prompt: “Luna’s chips get stuck in a vending machine.”

Celestia's heavenly body! Featured 05/08/18 through 05/10/18!

Also read by Forrest McGilvray and Winged T. Spears.

Although your new life might be as close to perfect as it could possibly get, doubts begin to surface in your mind as to why you have been treated so kindly. Why have you been accepted? Fed? Clothed? Housed? Why have any of these things occurred when you have done nothing to deserve them?

A certain Princess of the Sun provides the answer.

EDIT 11/21/2019: Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio! https://youtu.be/-K0XO7HUVNg

Celestia found me when I was just a baby. Alone, lost in the forest, who knows what would have happened if she hadn't found me. Not only that, but she's treated me with such kindness and love, she's like a mother to me, I hope this life never ends... Yet, even the good times must go, and mine, was going to end for the worst....

This takes place during My Little Human, from Glee Sunrises point of view.

Reading My Little Human first is highly recommended, most of this story will be very confusing if you do not read My Little Human.
Written by Merotik
Edited by Anonymous Blank

(3/14/18) ATTENTION: I will be creating a remake of this story. It will include most of the original characters from this story and may include new characters. However, the concept of the story will be rewritten entirely. Also, I am looking for anybody who wants to help with the remake of this story. Its just for fun and only if you want to. I'm looking for proof readers, editors, and artist. Anyone who helps will be credited and, if you would like this, links will be provided to your personal work. This is just for fun and there is no time limit, so there's no rush on anyone who wants to help.

This is a rewrite on an old story from an old account. The rewrite of: My Little Human and Only Human, will be published on this account: Deidorimu

Thank you for reading this story, and those that inspired me to rewrite it.

(6/16/19) The remake to My Little Human is currently being written. The prologue is finished and chapter one is nearly done. If you would like to read the prologue it is available right now. If you are having trouble reading it than send me a message and I will see what I can do so that you can read it. The first chapter will also be available soon as well. To read the sneak peak go ahead and click on the latest chapter of this story and than click the link provided from there. You will also need the password given to you in the chapter

I hope you enjoy the My Little Human Remake!

After discovering a human baby boy, Princess Celestia takes the child under her wing and raises him as her own. Yet, she knows humans don't belong in their world and one day she'll have to decide whether to keep him, or send him back to where he belongs.

Canon to the Era of Harmony.

Written by Merotik
Edited by Masblackops

(3/14/18) ATTENTION: I will be creating a remake of this story. It will include most of the original characters from this story and may include new characters. However, the concept of the story will be rewritten entirely. Also, I am looking for anybody who wants to help with the remake of this story. Its just for fun and only if you want to. I'm looking for proof readers, editors, and artist. Anyone who helps will be credited and, if you would like this, links will be provided to your personal work. This is just for fun and there is no time limit, so there's no rush on anyone who wants to help.

This is a rewrite on an old story from an old account. The rewrite of: My Little Human and Only Human, will be published on this account: Deidorimu

Thank you for reading this story, and those that inspired me to rewrite it.

(6/16/19) The remake to My Little Human is currently being written. The prologue is finished and chapter one is nearly done. If you would like to read the prologue it is available right now. If you are having trouble reading it than send me a message and I will see what I can do so that you can read it. The first chapter will also be available soon as well. To read the sneak peak go ahead and click on the latest chapter of this story and than click the link provided from there. You will also need the password given to you in the chapter

I hope you enjoy the My Little Human Remake!