All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

I do be writing. You do be reading

Lover of all things mechanical and pastel pony related

So let me get this straight, you put a tank in a can?

I unexpect the expected

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Everything is awesome!

I'm complete TF2 filth and frankly I'm not afraid to admit that. Don't like don't read don't complain about my stuff because no one is forcing you to read it thanks~

Just trying to be better.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

If an ass goes traveling, he'll not come home a PONY - Thomas Fuller

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Words have been written. Some of them by me. Those are here. Probably.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Commissions currently OPEN

I'm radioactive.

Just a trans girl writing horseword stories while thinking about all the longer stories I could be writing. And then not writing them because I get easily distracted.

space is a waste

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

What the hell is a pony?

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Come on and smile!

Forget not that I am a derp.

I type stories using my hands

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I do stuff. What sort of stuff has yet to be determined.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!