It makes me sad to say that "The Good, The Bad, and The Patsy" is officially going on hiatus. Not that it's any different to you guys who've gone over a month with no update, but that's the official call. I've got too many other priorities right now, so all the time I use to put care into my writing isn't available.

The story is not canceled, and I have every intention of picking the story up again. I've got all my notes and plans on my outline, so I can pick up right where I left off.

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I'm so glad that "The Good, The Bad, and The Patsy" got such a warm reception. Except for that one guy who spent too much time on TVtropes and called Luna's employment policies a "Moral Event Horizon" and vaguely threatened me. That was less warm.

But the rest of you, you people are great! Waiting all patient and such.

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You just might see a new story coming down the tubes! Or the tracks, if I'm going to stay thematically consistent with it.

And if this link works by the time you see it, CHECK DIS SHIT OUT

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/131684/the-good-the-bad-the-patsy

I was just spending a few months in a Columbian prison for drug smuggling but I dug my way out with a spoon.

The next chapter of Love and Harmony is going great, aside from one major snag. Being that for the last three months, both me and my coauthor both thought the other was going to write it. HAHA OOPS.

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The stray thought may have come to you that "Love and Harmony" hasn't updated in a month.

Sorry about that. Uni got busy in the last month and the only reason it updated in April was because my gracious co-author TheGreyPotter handled it.

I'm hoping to start on the next chappy soon, but summer usually means different things taking up my time rather than an increase in free time.

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While my lovely co-author works on the next chapter of "The Life and Times of Love and Harmony", I realize that the story only has one or two chapters left after it (whether or not I want to drop one of them) and then the story is wrapped up, since I wanted it to only take place up to the end of Season 2.

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Fun fact, saying "Scarlet fever" is way more fun than having scarlet fever.
I can say this from experience. Imagine turning into a big strawberry from the neck down, and then you get an extra fiery red crotch so you look like a reverse-baboon. Also wearing pants is painful. And then you have strep throat and a fever.
Woo! Spring break rocks!

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I LOG ONTO THE WEBSITE AND I SEE THIS

WHAT IS THIS LAYOUT

WHAT IS THIS SHIZ BIZ

I don't know what's story notifications and which is fanmail and which is fan propositions for sex and now I'm getting them all confused!

Pictured: Me working on that next Love and Harmony chapter.

Rushed as all hell, oh my god shut up with the songs, and boy do these horses like forming impromptu parades, but not terrible. Better than what a lot of people were probably expecting, but worse than I'd hoped. I wonder how many butthurt fans are going to immolate themselves in protest of the ending? You weren't supposed to read that go away

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It's time for Valentime! And quizzically, I didn't get a story about the Spirit of Love done in time for the day.

But this weekend for sure though! For shore! And if you'd like to take a sneaker peeker, here's the first draft of the beginning of the chapter.

“First off, I want to say that this,” Cadence gestured to the ruined town beneath them, “is not my fault.”

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