Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

I like ponies.

My love of MLP has been invaded by my love of futanari! Be warned. As with many of my stories, it features a character suddenly growing a penis. In my stories, futa do not always take NO for an answer

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I like writing, plain and simple. I've been doing it for at least ten years, and I love sharing my work with others. Mostly clopfics here, but some other stuff too.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

Writer. What else do you need to know?

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Shut up. Just write.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"