Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

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It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

8000 soldiers!

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Forget not that I am a derp.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Short Bio... Short Bio... Hmm, perhaps I could mention, no... Ah perhaps... no no, that's not good either. Ah! Yes! I just know what exactly to say for this short bio! Oh wait, I just ran out of room.

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

I write mostly serious adventure stories and maybe a random feelsy fic now and again. Interested in dark stuff more than anything.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

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All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I write like once a year.

Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!

Hi my name is Sparknanator, I went on a writing break for what I think was a few good years at this point but now I am back and ready to write!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?

irresistible

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

Life is short and so are my stories. Enjoy!