Flawed minds trapped within impotent shells, functioning in an all too corrupted system; how could we possibly comprehend the heights of our own ignorance... when our very souls are left to rot?
Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.
A fetish author who enjoys all sorts of kinky stuff; PM me if you'd like to commission a story!
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.
Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.
Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?
Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.
A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.
I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!
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Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.
Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.
Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.
Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.
Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."