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Getting off the ride · 3:02am Nov 23rd, 2013

As most of you probably realized from the title, I am indeed getting off the ride. With the exception of Starswirl Academy, I will be making no further pony content. No short stories, no long stories, no quests, nothing. I enjoyed my time as a fan of the show, but I'm moving on to other things.

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Every time I hear this I want to strangle someone · 4:47am Sep 18th, 2013

For a good portion of my time as a pony fanfic writer (woah, doesn't that sound prestigious?) I was a reviewer as well. I still review some things, and still take questions from aspiring writers. One of the questions I hear, especially from newer writers, is thus:

"Is it okay if I..."


"But what if—"

I'm seriously going to wring your neck if you don't shut up!

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Arguing on the Internet · 4:31am Jul 19th, 2013

I've decided to make this post not about writing specifically (though you can certainly apply this to writing) and instead focus on something else that you may find useful:

How (I think) you should argue on the internet.

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Looking back and some thoughts on dialogue · 6:00am Jun 9th, 2013

Greetings this fine Sunday morning. There are a couple things I want to talk about in this post. The first being a little self-reflection and the second being about something a bit more educational: dialogue.

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Writing Sex Scenes · 7:46am Jun 3rd, 2013

You want to give clop a shot, but don't have any idea where to start? Sure, writing a story is one thing, but getting really into the hot and heavy, especially when it isn't your thing, can be confusing or otherwise difficult. Fortunately, you follow my blog and here I'll give my thoughts on writing sex.

I think it goes without saying, but LEWD DESCRIPTIONS AHEAD. If you are not comfortable with that sort of thing, do NOT continue.

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It's been a while, hasn't it? · 2:06am May 29th, 2013

Hello there! Why don't you take a seat, stay a while, and listen?

As you've likely noticed, nothing has happened story-wise for me on this site. No edits, no new stories, and no updates. However, that does not mean I have been inactive! I've been doing a fair amount of writing, in fact.

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Analyzing Apples At Sunset: Everything you wanted to know, and some things you didn't! · 1:40am Apr 26th, 2013

The story is at long last over, my tale has been told and the deed has been done.

41,451 words
1009/50 like/dislike ratio
1236 favorites

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The vaguely-defined event initiates its occurrence or, IT BEGINS · 3:04am Apr 17th, 2013

You could hide beside me, maybe for a while,

And I won't tell no one your name;

I won't tell 'em your name.


The final chapters of Apples at Sunset are complete. I will release the chapters as the editors finish with them, barring major flaws being uncovered in the editing process. Once everything is posted, I'll write up an analysis as I did with Lesson One explaining all my thoughts, reflections, reasoning, intentions, themes and such.

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On the next chapter of Apples at Sunset [Editors needed] · 5:27am Apr 1st, 2013

So, the rough draft for the next chapter of Apples is complete and was sent off to my editors... a week ago. I haven't heard a peep from them so, unfortunately, I'll have to assume they're either busy with other things or otherwise unable to help. It's totally understandable, as I asked them to edit for me MONTHS ago when I first started this and they haven't heard anything from me in this gap between chapters. I can't expect people to stick around and tie up their schedules just for me.

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Update on things · 1:48am Mar 17th, 2013

Hello, everyone. I figure I owe you all some kind of an update, given how long it is taking me to write the next chapter of Apples at Sunset. I'll be honest, writing it is not easy. I suppose it's a combination of the pressure I'm putting on myself, the length of time since I started the story, and the fact that I cannot for the life of me figure out the exact sequence of events to end it with. I know generally how it's ending, and hell, the last chapter is already written. I'm just

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