I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Welcome back to the cum zone

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

Welcome to the cum zone

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Hi.

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

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Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Caw caw?

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

A brony of few words who writes many.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

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Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Pithy Statement

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

The magic comedy hoers.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

We don’t call it a comeback.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Hello! I am not an alien! I crave brains and nothing else!