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Lack of Tact


Do drugs; get inspired. Or OD. Who knows, really? It's a gamble at this point.

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Hit the popular page: 5/5/19, 5/7/19. Yarr.

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He's no good guy, but he's definitely not a villain. Captain Sprinkletits only does what he does simply because he hates his name. Yes, it's as simple as that.

Oh, I guess I sort of lied, he hates his mother for having given it to him in the first place. Now it's as simple as that.

Everything pirate that he's done is just to grind her gears.

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Previous title(s): "The Unlikely Adventures of Captain Sprinkletits," "That's got to be the worst pirate I've ever seen"

A simple pirate story about a pirate who doesn't pirate like a pirate just to annoy his mother. It just works.

:twilightsmile: Enjoy! :twilightsmile:

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The closer we are to someone, the further our masks begin to slip.
It is when we forget to replace it, that our true selves show.

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"My greatest performance?"

Trixie Lulamoon: Magic aficionado, show-mare, self-proclaimed Great and Powerful... and apparent amnesiac?

It was after the events of Trixie's first staging in Ponyville, the showmare found herself in a ditch. Not exactly a metaphorical one either; her wagon—or what she assumed was her wagon—was pulled neatly off to the side of the road. A star plastered on the door to the little trailer had a name that spanned across it:

Trixie's, but why doesn't she remember that being her name?

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A story so aged in my backstock that the only cover image I have for it contains my old screen-name, Tactless Trix. God, what happened to this? This was one of my original ideas when I first hopped on the site and look at it. Look how I massacred my boy. I left it there for so long...

Ah, well, it's here now and that's what counts.

Forwarning, drama isn't my forte, so expect this to be like, a test run if you will.

:twilightsmile: Enjoy! :twilightsmile:

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Trixie Lulamoon was many things. Great and powerful? Yep. Honest and caring? You know it. Braggart? Of course.

And... dead? Well, she is now.

Nothing short of a heart attack could kill Trixie. Granted, that's exactly what does her in. After seeing an Ursa Minor for the first time—up close and personal—and assuming it's a Major variant, she just abruptly dies. This wasn't how she was supposed to go; a finale spectacular was to be her destined end.

Thankfully, the Daedric Gods, a few steps above the Princesses of the realm, deem her worthy of a complete restart—while accidentally adding a bit of self-awareness in this new life of hers. It invokes a new sense. Something very few have heard of.

The Gamer.

Blame Sheogorath, he's the one always putting that particular seasoning right next to the salt.

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Cover image was done by me, you can tell because of how amateurish the work is lmfao... also, the thing around her neck? Ain't a cape, it's a bandana tied around it. I debated between either minimalist or just canon art style.

I chose both, so fuck off.

You all probably don't care, you're all likely wondering: "why the fuck is there a human tag?" You'll figure it out.

Anyway! Tact's take on "The Gamer" trope. Hopefully, it isn't too bad.

:twilightsmile: Enjoy! :twilightsmile:

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Strike three! You're outta here!... wait, what?

In which bowling prodigy, Allie Way, loses her horn in a not-bowling-related accident. In a time of drunk angst, she discovers an almost natural bowler, like herself, a colt named Button Mash. Soon practically foalnapping him taking him under her wing, Allie brings him to bowling tourneys all across the country of Equestria!

A mother/son duo the world has never seen! Literally! As he's, you know, not really her son... eh, they'll figure out the legality of it all later down the road.

It's time to strike fast and make it big!

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Yes, this is all just a giant frickin' reference to the movie "Kingpin (1996)"

We need a darn Allie Way/Pinny Lane character tag; the shade thrown is real.

Also, it turns out I can make a summary without swearing in it. Good job, me, you're growing up.

:twilightsmile: Enjoy! :twilightsmile:

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Rated T for Teletubbies
Heavy OOC Warning

You are Anon, the sole human of Equestria. Despite you living here for quite a while, you still discover new things daily. And since a minute here is pretty much ten minutes on Earth, you can discover quite a lot in a single day.

One of those things is that Fluttershy is a stoner.

Who knew?

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I'm a piece of trash who writes crap when he's sick.
(I'll probably take this down to rework on it later, y'know, when I'm not coughing my lungs out)

Oh, that 'Sex' tag is pretty much bull, but I feel like I need it there.

Chapter Exclusive tags:
Puns - Chapter 1
Dialogue - Chapter 2
Regret - Chapter 3
Poon - Chapter 4
Missing Something - Chapter 5
A Bad Joke - Chapter 6

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Rated T for Teletubbies
OOC warning, just in case.

Hana Song (other aliases include: D.Va, HanaHanaHana and TheLegend27) promptly loses her pink beastly M.E.K.A. mech by some ungodly reason.

But this story isn't exactly focused on her getting it back, so...

The mech somehow finds its way into Equestria via a rip in space time, by pure chance. Of course, this would be of cause for concern and questioning among those who lost it, but for where it lands, it actually causes a global wide panic attack.

"Are the Changelings forming another attack?!"
"Has NightMare Moon returned... again?!"
"Are fidget spinners coming to Equestria?!"

Nope, just a bunny gone mad with mechanized power.

Only the Elements can save the day!

Er... Probably.


Just a short story, likely only going to be three, four chapters long with roughly 1k-2k words each. Had the idea when I played Overwatch drunk, so yeah. Don't expect this to be superb quality.

:twilightsmile: Enjoy! :twilightsmile:

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This story is a sequel to The Road Lesser Traveled


Rated T for Teletubbies

It's been a while since she's encountered Pinkie Pie; the last time the two having spoke was in private before the BotB. During the time they've spent away from each other, she's reflected on Pinkie's offer of getting together. Little did she know the chaos that this would entail when she'd accepted. Who knew the pink girl liked to drive stick... and get lost in the country side.

The end result; a long road trip to nowhere, a vehicle stuck on 'E' and one of two of their phones are dead. Though the worst of it all? They might have to call a friend to get them out of this situation.

"What do you mean 'you forgot the map?!'"


Story told from Sonata's perspective.

Of course, OOC warning!

You don't need to read the first story to understand this one.

:twilightsmile: Enjoy :twilightsmile:

Part 2 to the 3 Day Christmas One-shot Countdown

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Rated T for Teletubbies

The Dazzlings lost, of course, to the friendship enhanced Rainbooms. But why did they lose? They were more than well prepared obviously, what with their own magic. They not only had the talent to back up their voices, but they held the strength, the want to win, to feed, yet be adored amidst the chaos; it was their motive, their goal. So why is it they lost? Well, who's to say that all of The Dazzlings were putting their back into it?

Just before Canterlot High's Battle of the Bands even starts the preliminaries, Pinkamena notices a distraught and lone Sonata Dusk. The two talk and share a moment that went unsaid to both party's bands.

"You're like... the lesser of three evils, y'know?"


Story told from Sonata's perspective; sorry if I made it sound like it'd be from Pinkie's :twilightsheepish:

Of course, OOC warning!

:twilightsmile: Enjoy :twilightsmile:

Part 1 to the 3 Day Christmas One-shot Countdown

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Rated T for Teletubbies

My First Second Person (Anon) Fic

Just a typical day for you, the three familiar knocks at your door proves it.

Fluttershy's back for today's unique fetish guess, and that by itself is a problem. Honestly, you just want a normal day by yourself; no pony to bother you, too bad life really hates your existence for some reason.


If Flutterpriest would ever like me to take this down, I will without complaint. This is just a fanfic to his, well, fanfic saga :twilightsmile:

Even though its status is 'Completed', I may update from time to time with other random ideas such as this. Head's up.

Please note, Comedy is not in my blood!

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Rated T for Teletubbies

First of Two Issued Warnings: Do not take this seriously

Somehow a Tuxedo Cat by the name of Mittens finds himself outside of his own world, into another one inhabited by ponies. Of course, since he is a cat, he doesn't care. Instead of opting to try and return to his own world, he takes matters into his own paws to personally make the lives of these ponies a living hell. For no reason other than he is a cat.

He, following the examples of many before him, starts with the purple one. I meant Spike, friggin Twilight Plebs...



Featuring:

Out of Character Characters
A douche of a cat
Third Person writer in training
Pure idiocy
Poor writing
And...
A totally convoluted backstory in a later chapter, probably


Seriously, don't take this seriously, like, seriously.

Consider this my Third Person training fic :rainbowlaugh:

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