Phil Phillips isn't your everyday slacker. His life practically redefined relaxing and his antics practically redefined ridiculous pranks. One day however, life decides to give Phil a taste of his own medicine when the effects of an ancient comet send him to the magical pastel world of Equestria, but not without consequences. The after effects of the comet give him an odd, unwanted power. Whenever Phil gets wet, he becomes an irresistible mare magnet! Can Phil survive the onslaught of horny mares?
Not a self insert.
Takes place immediately after the events of "Keep Calm And Flutter On."
Side note: All chapter titles will be Led Zeppelin song titles. Because fuck you, that's why. All rights reserved.

Something Miraculous has happened: All of Humanity has entered Equestria! Now, both humans and ponies can unite in harmony, bring in a new era of peace, and progress technologies for both species! ... That, unfortunately, doesn't happen. Instead, Humans are no taller than four inches, and though ponies find humans to be cute & helpful in some cases, they really find them as delicious treats. Join these small humans as they survive in a new world filled with giant ponies that love to hunt them & keep them in their bellies, but are also compassionate enough to help them in situations.

Now with a Discord Group

Conatins: Soft Vore and some heartfelt moments.
Variety will be attempted to add.
1st person: What else?
2nd Person: You are added.
EQG: Takes place in Equestria Girls universe (though not a lot)
Guest: Not made by me, but different authors. Feel free to submit me your own fanfic that goes into this world, just mail me.

New Cover made by Ponythroat! So awesome of him!!!
Edit: Title added! Photoshopped in by my friend Shrunken-LittleBro12.
Discord for story: open for everyone to join.

Spinoffs!

Pupa's Purpose.

Tales from Tiny Deadpool

Tales From Tinies (NSFW Version) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Discord, despite the thought that he was reformed, is back at it again with chaotic shenanigans. Only this time he's got the main 6 in his clutches. And the only one who can save them? Our dear friend Rainbow Dash. That is if she can keep from being discords plaything for five minutes.

Also as im sure many of u have noted, this is my first time writing outside of romance. :)

This is a story idea born of an rp between me and mrsupercala

This story is a sequel to Sadness is Universal

Everyone has the chance to show each other what they can really do. It's their one opportunity to let loose when they otherwise couldn't. No one will die. They'll just get hurt.

Very badly.

And in more ways than one.

But hey! At the end of the day...

It's just a game!

...Right?

This story is a sequel to Fluttershy Shares a Purple Flurp With Hugh Neutron

Hugh Neutron returns to Equestria to aid a new friend in her time of need.

Discord sends Rainbow Dash on a small adventure to save each of her friends, and maybe learn something along the way.

What it Means...
...to be Reformed

While wearing silly body suits along the way.

Princess Luna still feels alone, nineteen years after her return to Equestria . But when she finds a friend in an online game, everything seems better. She can be herself without worrying about what others think, and she can finally talk to another pony, even if he never knows who she really is.

Celestia is worried about her sister, especially right now. Upcoming peace talks with a powerful new nation mean that all the Princesses need to be completely ready. With her Luna so absorbed in a fantasy world, she wonders how she'll make it through the harrowing weeks to come.

Button Mash feels like a failure. He's still living at home, he still can't find work that can use his degree from the university, and he still feels alone. His friends are getting married, starting families, and thriving in their careers. On the plus side, he plays games regularly, and his best friend is a mare, even if she doesn't know his name. He hopes that his upcoming vacation to Canterlot might help his mindset.

But, unbeknownst to all of them, a sinister web within a dark plot threatens to ensnare Equestria... And Luna may be the only one able to stop it.

She may face it alone, or maybe she'll have some help from her knight in faded armor...

Cover art credit to yamashta. Link here.

Preread by -TGM- and Goldenwing

Edited by m1ntf4n, PheonixStarr, Wing, and the_Doc, and Swan Song, and Orion Caelum.

Follows canon up to about season 4 or so. I'm not sure when everything went off the rails, but it was originally as true as possible when initially written.

Link to the Discord chat HERE!

Just a simple man with a simple job...

Well that last part is a lie, my job might seem simple, but it any thing but; that's the life of a nuclear physicist. Most of the time the job is boring since it is the same thing day in and day out, each shift wearing down on my brain little by little. One day a malfunction occurs that will change my life forever, will I adjust?

Editor: Penalt

Shoutout to Door Belle and Damaged for their contributions
Damaged’s Discord server (must be 18 or older): https://discord.gg/Un74ceq

This story takes place between Season 2 Episode 07 "May the Best Pet Win" and Season 3 Episode 05 "Magic Duel".

Rainbow Dash has a really bad dream, but soon finds out she’s not alone. Can this be a coincidence and if not, what’s happening and why?

I've seen this idea done before, but as a fan of Sonic and MLP: FiM, I wanted to give it a go myself.

This, basically, is the story of Sonic Generations, but crossed over with the MLP:FiM universe, with Spike and the Main Six taking the place of Classic Sonic and Classic Tails with other MLP characters also appearing (most aren't listed to prevent spoilers). Except for Green Hill, there will be different areas explored, as well as pony rivals and different era bosses. So while it will have its similarities to the console and 3DS versions of the actual game, it will definitely have its differences too.

Also, in case anyone was wondering, there will NOT be any shipping in this story. At the very least, no crossover shippings. No SonicxRD, TailsxTwilight, TailsxFluttershy, or anything like that. If there is any shipping at all, it will only be between characters from the same universe. And the only humans in this story are Dr. Eggman and the ones that appear in the "Sonic Unleashed" level.

A big thanks goes to bvge on Deviantart for creating the new logo on the cover art. It's a vast improvement over the old cover art.

The TV Tropes page can be found here.

NOTE: Due to the length of many of the chapters in this story, most of them have been broken up into smaller parts of roughly 10,000 words or less to make the story easier to read.