How Many More Times
"Fluttershy, please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No!"
Twilight lay on the floor, tied up intricately in a web of rope. After catching Twilight near-raping Phil, Fluttershy hadn't taken it very well. Trying to avoid the wrath of Psychoshy, she had made a break for it, but the enraged mare tackled her to the floor. She hadn't really thought Fluttershy was actually going to do anything, but that changed when Fluttershy yelled "Angel, get mama's rope, we have some tying to do." That rabbit could sure tie a mean knot. She found herself hogtied and bound within seconds. In her horny frenzy, Twilight didn't even think to teleport out of it. She struggled to get out, but only ended up tightening the knots, which really just made her hornier.
"I swear Fluttershy, I'm okay now. Can you please untie me?"
"Then Pinkie promise that you won't touch Phil!"
"I...err...drat."
Fluttershy gave her the disciplining mother look. "Twilight, I will not tolerate ponies doing those...t-things...to my guests in my house."
"Isn't that a little hypocritical? You did the exact same thing to Phil like 40 minutes ago."
"...That's different."
Twilight deadpanned. "How?"
"...It just is, okay?"
"Ease up on her, Fluttershy."
The two mares turned to see Phil in his bath towel drying himself with small cloth. He walked over and got on his knees so he was eye level with Fluttershy. He stared Fluttershy in the eyes.
"Fluttershy, are my eyes glowing?"
She frowned slightly. "Umm, no they aren't."
Phil smirked. "That's what I thought. I felt myself stop tingling after I dried off too". He looked over at the struggling Twilight. "I have a theory. It might sound a bit crazy, but every fricking thing that's happened to me here has been a bit crazy, so I think that gives it some merit. I think that the comet that brought me here might have given me some weird power that only activates when I'm wet. That power is up for debate, but so far, I'm thinking it makes me irresistible to you ponies."
Fluttershy gasped. "So when I tried to..."
"Yeah, you were under the influence of this power. I had just gotten out from the shower, so I was still wet. And with Twilight, you had just splashed me with a glass of water. All this is leading me to believe that whenever I get wet, I attract ponies. Now there is one more theory I want to test," he said still looking at Twilight.
Twilight knew where this was going. Well, at least she thought she did. "Oh, there's something you wanna test with me? I'm all yours, Comet Boy." She added a wink at the end.
Phil blushed lightly and looked away from her. "That's not exactly what I meant. I wanted to see if drying off made the power deactivate."
Twilight giggled. "Well I guess your second theory is incorrect, cause I still want you to come over here and lick my-"
She froze up. "My...my...m-OH MY GOSH WHAT AM I SAYING? WHAT WAS I DOING?" She put her head down in shame. "Somepony kill me, please."
"Twilight, I'll tell you the same thing I told Fluttershy; don't worry about it. It was the comet's effect that made you do all...that. I'm just glad you're not trying to mount me anymore". He turned to Fluttershy. "Do you mind untying her now?"
"Oh, okay Phil. Twilight, I'm so sorry I had to be so harsh with you. I just wasn't sure what you'd do if I let you go."
Twilight smiled at her friend. "Don't apologize Fluttershy, you saved me! I don't know what I would've done either...well I do, but I REALLY would've regretted doing it. Oh the laws I would've broken with him...well, thank you for restraining me."
Fluttershy began untying Twilight while Phil scoured the room for his clothing. He was starting to feel a tad uncomfortable around the two ponies who had just come on to him while being only in a bath towel.
"Umm, Phil, do you need something?"
"Yeah, I was just wondering what you did with my clothing."
"Oh, after I washed the...urine out of your clothes, I left them hanging outside on a clothespin."
Phil shuddered remembering his "accident". "T-thanks Fluttershy, I'm gonna go grab them quick."
There were very few times that Phil had to go "commando" as they called it, but he never liked it. Sure, there was freedom of sorts at first, but that freedom didn't make up for the chafing. Getting a boner without underwear was a death sentence too, but he couldn't see how anything in this "Equestria" would be able to arouse him. As much as he hated going commando, he'd rather that than move around in his own piss. He'd have to be careful with his zipper.
Walking back into the living room, Phil saw Twilight and Fluttershy discussing something in hushed tones. Twilight, noticing Phil's presence, went over to talk to him.
"Phil, great timing! We were just talking about what we were going to do about you and that power of yours. We decided that I'm going to take you back to my library to work out the specifics of your powers, and seeing how you're still injured, you're going to live with Fluttershy for now so she can take care of you."
Phil looked unimpressed. "Wow, do I happen to get a say in any of this?"
"Well, seeing how you're homeless technically, as well as dangerous to the mares of Ponyville, not really."
Phil cracked a smile. "...Ponyville?"
Phil fell back on the ground laughing. "HA! PONYVILLE! You ponies actually decided to call your town Ponyville?! That's gotta be the worst town name I've ever heard! Man, I would've loved to be at the meeting for picking the town name. 'Hey everybody, I've got a great idea. Let's name our town after our own species!' 'Oh, marvellous name, Jacob! Where ever did you get that idea?' 'It's what I did with my son, isn't that right Pony Joe?' 'I hate you so much Dad'. Woah, cracks me up just thinking about it."
Twilight rolled her eyes. "Alright, if you've had your fun insulting our town's legacy, let's go. We have a lot of work to do". She ran into the kitchen and came back with a slumbering Spike drooped over her back. "He didn't even do anything and he still fell asleep. I probably have the laziest assistant in all of Equestria," she said smiling. "Still, he's such a cute dragon."
Nothing was really said much over the walk to Ponyville. Phil was getting nervous thinking about walking into a town where nobody had ever seen his species before, and Twilight still felt too embarrassed about what she did to Phil. God she hoped he didn't tell anypony. Particularly her alabaster fashionista friend with a hobby for gossip. She wouldn't be able to show her face in town ever again.
However, they pulled into town and Phil finally started seeing other ponies. Ponies manning vendors, ponies eating, ponies walking around. He was pretty sure he saw one pony swimming in a jar of jelly. Is that normal here? They were all a multitude of colours, hues and shapes. From what he could tell, there were three types of ponies. Pegasi like Fluttershy, unicorns like Twilight, and regular ponies. Man, those regular ponies sure got the short end of the straw.
As Twilight and Phil got further into town, Phil could feel a few eyes on him. Being two heads taller than most of the ponies here, he'd expected far more attention, but it seemed many of them could care less what he was. He wondered what kind of things went on in this town for the townsfolk to barely even acknowledge him.
"Well, here we are," Twilight said stopping at the door of a tree...wait what? Phil looked up to see a tree with a couple of windows and a balcony. "Come on in."
They stepped through the doors into a spacious area. Books aligned the walls on every side. Books in a tree? Phil was getting his daily dose of irony just being here. He still had to admit that it was incredible. He'd never in his life think he'd be standing in a hollowed out tree building.
"Make yourself at home," Twilight said, plopping Spike down on a nearby couch. Phil took a seat on a nearby sofa and had to wonder at his surroundings. He had never seen so many books in one place before, but Phil had never been much of a reader anyway, so that didn't surprise him much. Books weren't his thing. If he had a question Wikipedia couldn't solve, it didn't exist.
"So Twilight, what kind of tests are we gonna do on these powers or whatever?"
"Well, we have to confirm your two theories about your power. Although they very probably work how you said they work, we need to make sure. So I'm going to need to get you wet around another mare(boy, that sounds dirty) and record the results."
"Wait," Phil said bewildered. "We're gonna test these powers on more ponies?!"
"Of course," she said as a matter of fact. "How can we avoid your powers if we don't know their specifics? But who should we use as a control?"
Just then, something travelling at a high velocity smashed into the side of the library, knocking several of the books out of place. Twilight appeared surprised at first, but that surprise quickly changed to anger, and then again to a mischievous smile. "Phil, I think we just found our control."
Almost as if on cue, a pony flew into the library from the window on the next floor. She descended slowly, clutching her head with a hoof. The pony in question was a Pegasus pony, with a cyan coat and a mane and tail of every colour. Her magenta eyes scanned the room, looking at the damage she had caused.
"Sorry Twi," she said in a strained voice. "I was getting the hang of this cool new trick, but I ended up not watching where I was going and crashed into the side of the library. Everything okay?"
"That's okay Rainbow," Twilight said through clenched teeth. "But you did knock down a lot of my books again, so do you mind helping me out with something to compensate?"
Thinking she had to help clean up, the prismatic mare got nervous. "Uhh, sure I guess...what do you have in mind?"
"Could you stay where you are and look at him for a few moments?" She said pointing her hoof at Phil. "I'll be back in a second."
She jumped back a bit. "Woah, didn't see you there big guy. What's your name?"
"I'm Phil, apparently Equestria's only human."
The cyan pony raised an eyebrow. "Fill? Fill what?"
"Phil Phillips, and who would you be?"
"Me?" She smirked. "I'm only Equestria's fastest pony to ever live! The name's Rainbow Dash."
Phil chuckled at that. "Hmm, fastest pony alive and a rainbow coloured mane. Your parents really must've had a tough time picking your name."
"Ha, what about yours? Your first and last name are almost identical."
Phil huffed. "My parents just had a weird sense of humour, one that I will never inherit. I never want another child to experience the pain and suffering of two almost-identical names."
Twilight took the opportunity to come back after Phil's pity party, holding an object in her magical grasp. "Well, I see you two are hitting it off just fine. That's great. It makes what I'm about to do all the easier."
Twilight floated the object over closer to Phil, and Phil looked at the object in sheer horror. It was a glass of water.
"W-wait a second T-Twilight, we aren't r-ready to do t-this yet! Rainbow doesn't know about the comet's effects yet and I'm not mentally prepared for this!"
However, Phil's cries fell on deaf ears. Without pity or remorse, Twilight the vengeance Sparkle tipped the glass of water onto Phil's head soaking him completely. "It's better if Rainbow doesn't know anything. It'll be less biased that way."
"Hey Twilight, why'd you do that to h-ack!-wait! Where are you going?" Rainbow's questions also fell on deaf ears. Twilight ran into her kitchen as fast as she could.
"What the heck was that?" Said Rainbow curiously. "One moment she's telling me to watch you, the next she's dumping water on your-...wait, why are your eyes glowing like th-...woah...sweet mother of Celestia..."
Rainbow Dash's wings stood full at attention, clearly very stimulated in some way. The effect was kicking in already. Phil could tell. Fluttershy's wings had done the exact same thing.
"TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT HELP ME, HER WINGS ARE OUT! I KNOW THAT'S NOT GOOD, HURRY UP AND HELP ME!"
If Rainbow's wings didn't say "I'm going to rape you", her eyes sure did. They had in some way, shaped themselves to look like pink cartoony hearts. Rainbow took a stance, ready to pounce on her prey.
"MOMMY!!!"
Rainbow Dash smiled. She smiled the most dirty, lust-filled smile that has ever been smiled by something that had the ability to smile. Did I mention that she smiled?
"I'll be your 'Mommy' alright!"
She dived straight at Phil, but was stopped suddenly by a purple aura of magic. Twilight came out of the kitchen with a towel wrapped around her eyes, her horn alit with a purple spark.
"Well that confirms one of my theories about the effect. For it to affect you, one must look at your glowing eyes first, or else it won't cause the attraction."
Phil lay backed up against the nearest wall, panting for air. "Okay...hah...are we done...hah...here? I've had enough...hah...of this damn...hah...power."
Twilight giggled. "Of course not. We still have to test the other aspects of this ability. I'd say we still have another...16 or 17 more test runs before we're done."
Phil's jaw dropped. It dropped further than any jaw that has ever had the ability to drop has dropped. Did I mention the dropping?
"...This is gonna be a long day..."