Turns out that there's an old Equestrian law on the books that any creature can petition to join any princess's harem. Somepony should have warned Twilight, preferably before the former changeling queen showed up on her doorstep.
Following her tragic death by yet another villain of the week, Twilight Sparkle finds herself facing something all alicorns eventually uncover. The continue screen.
The rebels planned things well. They've broken through and Celestia is the only one left between them and the throne. Now all they have to do is take it.
Having defeated the scourge of news stories about her banal personal life, Twilight must now face a far greater and more embarrassing threat: News stories about her love life.
In trying to get the press off her back, Twilight Sparkle has inadvertently given practically everypony she knows the wrong idea about herself. Or maybe it's the right idea. She really doesn't know. Which is a very serious problem.
Twilight Sparkle is getting tired of this nonsense in the papers, constantly writing things about her inane day to day activities. So she's going to do something about it...
Twilight has too much time on her hooves. Twilight has a spell that involves 'transposing male characteristics' that she hasn't tried yet. Twilight is about to get herself into a whole world of trouble.
Twilight has been working hard as the sole Princess of Equestria and is looking forward to her first day off in many months. Unfortunately, Grogar may have something to say about that. This can only end poorly.
The Princesses discover a far-off kingdom of strange magic and foreign creatures, and decide to investigate. Once again, Twilight Sparkle is left behind. And ONCE AGAIN, she has to write the apology letter.
Luna has been considering the matter for a while, and she can't put her hoof on why. Confused and irritated, she goes to her sister in search of enlightenment.
There's nothing interesting in Froggy Bottom Bogg. Except sticks, if you're into that sort of thing. Starlight isn't, but she'll have to make an exception for this one particular stick...
No really, Princess Celestia has a lot of sex. Really. Cadance's claims to the contrary are unfounded, wholly false, and her concern over the matter is entirely misplaced. There is absolutely no reason to continue discussing the matter.
Tirek has returned, and he wants all of Equestria's magic. Twilight won't let him have that, and she is the final obstacle between him and world domination.
A few days after the events of 'Crusaders Of The Lost Mark', an apoplectic Spoiled Rich goes to Twilight to shout at her. A lot. This should be interesting... let's eavesdrop, shall we?