• Member Since 25th Dec, 2013
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Majin Syeekoh

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.


A snapshot of a perfectly normal moment of a perfectly normal day in perfectly normal Equestria.

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Goddamn it, Syeekoh.

Majin Syeekoh

Goddamn you

Not the strangest thing to ever be made of pandas.

Bizarre little tale, but I enjoyed it. Though somepony really needs to address how Pinkie's party cave is leaking psychedelics into the local water table.

Majin Syeekoh

It's been going on for so long that this is the new normal.

Mind-washing Starlight is a pretty darn Best pone.

Twilight shrugged as she slouched in her throne. "It was made of pandas."

… I don't even know how I'd begin to contest that. Between that and the 'fillies can't swear' bit, I was half-expecting this to be a weird Syeekoh mega-crossover, but there weren't any beany phalli in sight, so I guess it was not meant to be.

Majin Syeekoh

You know, I've had people bugging me to make a huge syeekohverse fic where all of my fics are canon, and I have entertained the thought, but that would require a lot of time to figure out how to fit it all into ~1k words.

Each character gets a single sentence and must make the best of it.

Majin Syeekoh

That's why it's taking so long


Goddamnit Syeekoh:facehoof:

That happened.


why is there bleach in my eyes?

That was amazing

Majin Syeekoh

Why is there bleach in your eyes


That was... I don't know.

Were you high when you wrote this?

Majin Syeekoh

I was very high on boredom.

Why is it that the only thing i found weird in this story was the the books were made of pandas and not the act of physically consuming the book?

Majin Syeekoh

See, the thing I found weird was that she was eating them and not that they were made of pandas.

Ok, what I found weird was that Twilight was eating them, not that the books were being eaten and made out of pandas.

Say it with me, everyone.

Goddammit Syeekoh.

Tfw you try to add this to a shelf but then you fail miserably so you have to un add and then re add and then do it again because you’re on an iPhone

Majin, if you have a moment, I need your help with something.
Could you please type the words in this image?


See, that's interesting, because what confused me the most was why Twilight would be so insistent on eating pandas in the first place. Pandas, according to historical sources, apparently taste terrible.

Because they're high in phosphorus. Duh.

Did you even READ the sfory?

This is an appropriate use of the Random tag.

Plus, you made me laugh with the resolution of the sandwich subplot. Which I now feel bad about laughing at, but well done.


Yes, but, well, clearly this 'phosphorus' is simply a metaphor for the plight of the repressed food service worker, and not any kind of actual dietary supplement. I mean it's quite obvious symbolism, really. Perhaps the one who didn't read, in fact, was you!

S-shut up...

Im actually impressed
10/10 pun
Was worth my 5 mins


This was very silly and amusing.
I aprove. :pinkiehappy:

Well, I read that, and I'll never get those 5 minutes of my life back

That's a good question.

The first few sentences gave me a headache.

Wait... what?!


This is brilliant!!! :pinkiecrazy:

Twilight, I'd like to remind you that Equestria is not a democracy. You don't have to faff about with courts when somecreature is clearly a horrible pony, you can just yell "WE ART THE LAW!" at the top of your lungs and then kick their teeth in. (The second part will be made rather difficult because taking a focused blast of the Royal Canterlot Voice means she probably no longer has teeth)

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Absolutely brilliant nonsense.

Majin Syeekoh

I’m glad you approve.

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