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Ashfur


Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

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This story is a sequel to Put that crown back where it came from


You all asked for it. The reign of the mighty Leaf With Googly Eyes has arrived in Equestria as best villain, and total conquest seems a forgone conclusion.

That, or Celestia really doesn't want to work today.

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Comments ( 42 )

(hands twilight a hot glue gun) here. you'll need it twi.

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She tried that, and clearly it didn't work.

Hey, is this the pilot of season 9? (LOL, I know it isn't.)

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Oh no, the crowns are still stick on.
You really think Arca makes temporary superglue? Pfft.

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To be fair, I forgot that Arca made the glue. Yeah, those crowns will probably still be there at the end of the universe.

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Well let's hope so.

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I highly doubt it would stick.

And besides, Tia and Lulu are anything BUT glorious. In my opinion, both are weak leaders.

It’s going to be an interesting Running of the Leaves...

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This should be done in a shortfic too.

This could evolve into Final War: The Leaf With Googly Eyes versus the Horribly Slow Murderer With The Ridiculously Inefficient Weapon.

Feature Box again?

“I think our glorious rulers are actually trying to get fired now. When we get to the castle, we're going to have a little friendship lesson with them about responsibility .

I fully expect another sequel after this

Also I'm still waiting for Nick to show up, since judging by the last story this takes place in the same universe

Oh my god... A Hawaiian ti plant leaf with googly eyes! DOOM HATH COME FOR US ALL!!

I LOVED BOTH THIS AND ITS PREQUEL ITS BRILLIANT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHA

Jesus I didn't think you'd actually do it. This is amazing. :rainbowlaugh:

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I didn't think you'd actually do it

Rule #1: never underestimate my sheer stupidity.

I will do a LOT to make folks smile.
But who makes me smile?
Jk its you guys and your love of the stories

Amazing. Just... Wow

And, as much as Celestia hated to admit it, Twilight had a point. The major threats to Equestria seemed to be coming from more common places. Gone were the days of ancient evils like Tirek and Sombra returning from eons-long imprisonments to conquer equestria. Instead, her subjects have had to deal with increasingly ridiculous attacks, including:
-Some chick who lost a friend 15 years ago and tried to cause communism as a result
-That same chick but now trying to break time itself because she's salty about losing
-A baby crying really fucking loud
-Luna's imagination
-Chrysalis, again
-Some land dispute over a damn tree
-Bullshit happening in the human world that Sunset couldn't handle alone, multiple times
-Daily life in Rainbow Falls
-Chrysalis, for like the third time
-Some dweeb who got out in limbo time-out when he got mad that the big colts wouldn't let him touch the macguffins
-Oh, and a third grader

Well, be lucky Sombra's returning in Season 9!

OH My Faust! This is so hilarious!

When we get to the castle, we're going to have a little friendship lesson with them about responsibility.

I wanna read that!

Well, this gave me giggle-fits. Well done.

Bow before our foliage overlords. It's about time Equestria recieves a change in management.

Ya know a little song plays in my head when I read this & it goes like this.
Leaf!
Leaf!
The evil Leaf!
With googly eye lasers of doom!!
(pew pew)

:pinkiegasp: You made a sequel?! I'm so disappointed in myself that I didn't notice it earlier :applecry:

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You should follow so you know when I'm up to something stupid like this, lol

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>Equestria is a shining beacon of practical utopia
>ponies live relatively happy lives with little to no violent crime
>still haven't seen a pony ghetto
>always work for whoever wants it
>most normal ponies just slightly inconvenienced by random ancient monster attacks if they don't live in Canterlot and Ponyville, mostly Ponyville
>Equestria hasn't been conquered or destroyed in a thousand years where Celestia was the only ruler without a backup dancer team of alicorns or the elements of harmony to help out against all those other ancient monsters and such which surely happened with similar occurrence
>we don't actually get to see the work they do so judging them based on when we see them in canon not doing work is absolutely silly

What? Weak?

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To be fair, the first time they defeated Sombra was not with the elements

Also I have no idea what the author is talking about the whole sunset and tree thing

> -Some chick who lost a friend 15 years ago and tried to cause communism as a result
Starlight/Our Town.
> -That same chick but now trying to break time itself because she's salty about losing
Starlight / Season 5? ending time loop
> -A baby crying really fucking loud
Was that Flurry Heart breaking the crystal heart?
> -Luna's imagination
Pentabus? Her personal nightmares come true.
> -Chrysalis, again
>-Some land dispute over a damn tree
??? These two I cannot place.
> -Bullshit happening in the human world that Sunset couldn't handle alone, multiple times
Multiple EqG movies.
> -Daily life in Rainbow Falls
???
> -Chrysalis, for like the third time
That was the B-team going into her magic draining lair, right?
> -Some dweeb who got out in limbo time-out when he got mad that the big colts wouldn't let him touch the macguffins
Stygian and the Pillars.
> -Oh, and a third grader
Cozy Glow.

So what were the few that I missed?

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The tree is a refrrence to a different fanfic (i forget which one, sorry)

The second Chrysalis bit was actually the B team going in. The third one was actually the Mean 6, which I presume Celestia was smart enough to figure out.

And of course, daily life in Rainbow falls is usually disrupted by one Mr. Arcane Catalyst, the protagonist of one of my other stories, The Potion Shop.

You considered The Mean 6 to be a threat to Equestria? It was a clear indication that the writing team had downgraded her to comic relief.

Alright, lets see The Potion Shop ...

I'm waiting for someone to take the premise of Mean 6, and turn it into a serious threat that doesn't self destruct.

I wonder how is going to develop... Is Cadence going to try to give the crown to Twilight also? Are Celestia and Luna going to try to give her the crown? Are they going to give the crown to Flurry saying she defeated them?

Okay, I'll admit it. The comedy in this one was much more clever.

Was honestly hoping for Chrysalis’s spies having overheard the last conversation and this being her new bid for power.

I want a sequel where Twilight finds a way to let loose the leaf blower on Celestia and somehow really upset her.

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Land dispute- Hatfields & McCoy episode
The Hooffields and McColts S5-E23

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Ahh. Here's the real source of that list.

Twilight put down the letter, sighed, and summoned some painkillers to combat the migraine she already felt coming on. “SPIKE! GET THE LEAF BLOWER! WE'RE GOING TO CANTERLOT!”

I died. Twice.


Then I died again.

Then I just passed out.

Who knew someone could laugh that hard?

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