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Stalin with Da Spoon


Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

T

This story is a sequel to TheRussianBadger and the gang topple King Sombra's Empire


After Badgers last adventure with his friends in Equestria, helping to beat Sombras ass to a pulp and overthrow his empire, he discovers the Fall of Equestria series exists, including all of it's degenerate lore and weird ass fetish shit. Badger is obviously, just like every other sane individual that read this god forsaken series of cringe fanfics, quite pissed off. As such, he reacts the only way he knows how. By getting his friends together, hopping in an inter-dimensional travelling AC-130, and sending a 105mm shell up Danin's ass, while their Arma expert friends send in the Helldivers and Space Marines to kick ass and chew bubblegum. Due to supply issues they are all out of gum.

[If it wasn't obvious, this is very much an april fools shitpost. Expect somewhat low effort.]

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Comments ( 30 )

A-Fucking-Men. Always a pleasure to watch that asshole run away screaming. I fed him to the Dark Eldar in one of my fics.

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My current fate for him "only" has the parts he clearly thinks with bitten off by an eldritch being with a mouth where they shouldn't have one.

Yes, YES!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

"Aye badger, we just discovered called Zebradom, wanna go beat their ass?"

please tell me thats the next story to this?

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Perhaps...

[Coming next april fools]

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by the way remind me what Zebradom is again

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That is not important. Just know it is very cringe.

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Basically the same thing, just less known.

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By the way anyone else thinks they might worship a certain one who thirsts 40k chaos god?

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Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Slaanesh was involved.
Hell, might as well call in Khorne for our vengeance.
Or we could curse them with horrid pestilence with Nurgle.
Or do whatever the fuck Tzeentch wants to do.

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and the one who thursts would have a field day with the caribou

Comment posted by Golden stem deleted May 17th, 2023

it may be a shit post but imma narrate it anyway and post it

Wait until they find out about the conversion bureaus

I don't know what I just read

10/10

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KILL!!! MAIM!!! BURN!!! CHAOS WILL CONSUME YOU!!!!

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OMG ID TOTALLY READ THAT.

“Whats the radius on this bitch?”

”Y E S”

(Later)

“Now i know what you meant by ‘the blast radius is ‘Y E S’’”

8/10 not enough Bosnian knight

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Indeed, and no Cypher either. Him and his crack squad.

FUCK YOU FALL OF THE EQUESTRIA AU’S!!!!!!!!!!!

Reading this is time I will never get back... and for some reason I'm okay with that.

I am sverely tempted to spam links to this and the predecessor in badger's twitch chat.

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Do it. As a Badgercomrade, I'll support your cause-

XD

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