• Member Since 17th Jun, 2018
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Ashfur


Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

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Nick has lived with the royal sisters since he appeared in Equestria with no way home three years ago. In that time he made friends and gained the trust and respect of most, if not all of Canterlot Castle. He even has access to the treasury and minor command over some staff, but only for one reason: pranks.

Nick is one of the few souls capable of matching Celestia and Luna in pranks, and has been semi-willingly inducted into their endless prank war. These are some of their memorable moments.

If you have any ideas, suggestions, or reminders that my writing is bad and I should feel bad, please put them here.

Chapters (76)
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Comments ( 1924 )

lol great shit man.
have a like and fav

FIRST
remarkably no errors!
Nice story.

wait
is diarchs a word?
try co-rulers

9192002

Diarchs is a word, diarchy is what they have.

"Hi i'm Nicholas Abernathy, Welcome to Jackass"

Idea

Is this the origins of discord?

9192283
Sorry, but if there's one thing I don't mess with, it's character origins that haven't been established in canon yet. Remember when everyone theorized discord was starswirl? Look where that ended up.

loving this

9192957
Of course, I try and write stories and what ends up being the best weapon? Insomnia. Honestly, half-asleep Ashfur is practically the drunken fist of authors... even if I do get a sleep deprivation headache later.

9192965
sounds about right... xD

9192965
i think twilight should be the victim next

I, too, am loving this series of hilarious shorts.

As for who should be the next victim?

Luna or Nick. One of each. :moustache:

'Nuff said.:trollestia:

9192965
Thank you for a delightful wake up, this was the perfect way to wake up

9192323

Oh yeah the whole Starswirl thing....... Just because of the toy ............ Yeah I see where your coming from

Well discord would at least be proud

Okay, this prank was genius. The pictures would've been worth framing, too! :trollestia:

Also, your pc autocorrect should be put to bed. With a crowbar. :pinkiecrazy:

9194026
#TotallyGotLikeHalfTheReaders
#GetPrankedEggheads
#Hashtag

its not autocorrect but automangle

Oh I watched that show

This story is fun to read and ,unlike most comedy on this site, is actually great
Good job
Also Nick *clap* *clap*

9195743
Have to be good at something, and I know I can't write lewdz. I mean, I could, but it would probably be slightly worse than this.

And let's be honest, my writing sucks. I sit in bed, sleep deprived, and type all this on my phone. How the :yay: is that professional? Maybe if I could find someone to flesh out my stories, the extra length could do SOMETHING...

lol dem names doe

9195900
There were also two rejected ones! "Moon moon" was one, for obvious reasons, and the other was supposed to be ">tfw u get pranked", but I was afraid some folks might not get the references.

9195913
rest assured... I do not get the reference

9196018
Long story short, Moon moon is a meme, and I can best describe it as "what if we crossed derpy's propensity for screwing up with a wolf?"

9195877
Who cares if you are sleep deprived as along as you are making people laugh
In fact I get only 4 or 5 hours of sleep

9196049
ohh ive not seen that one

OK, this was hilarious! I didn't know about The Secret Show, but this is really creative. "Princess Everynight Shufflepuff Shake Dat Flank" just popped in my mind. :)

...I approve

9197387
Yeah, never gonna happen. I'm waaay too awkward to have any chance at a relationship lol

Gotta say, I loved how you used those youtube links for the story. And that song's quite catchy, don't you think? :trollestia:

Gotta love it. :trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

Honestly I expected you to do that song

Another Day, Another Meme

9197442
It's German for "Fuck you."

9197817
I know. And I'm saying I'm never getting laid.

9197890
I was saying that for Rick Rolling us, Du verdammter Bastard.

9197987
And why should I limit myself to pranking fictional characters? How many times have readers said, "Oh I wish I could go to Equestria and go on a pranking spree with Trollestia?"

This is as close as you can get, for now.

Ah celastia you walked right in to that one

Welp pranking for science...gotta see where that goes.

Saved from a rick roll by ads xD

9200934
With how many people are asking for it, I just may have to! But not for a few chapters. Dont wanna repeat pranks close to each other!

Wait a minute... BULE bathwater? A bath bomb that neither Nick nor Twilight wanted to touch?

Looks like you're all getting your wish next chapter, because that prank was no joke. It was POISON joke!

Genius, absolutely genius

9203936
Well you all frickin asked for it
I was gonna wait like a week for this but y'all went and asked nicely

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