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Not all unicorns are princesses of friendship, and this newcomer unicorn is certainly not. Still, Celestia feels it is her duty to be welcoming, patient, and gracious to Equestria's most recent guest.
...it doesn't last long.

Warning: Contrains swearing and ooc Celestia. Crossover with a character from Gravity Falls.

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Best horse vs Celestia

Oh my xD

YOU'VE DONE IT.

DON'T START UNBELIEVING

My reaction to the image;

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NEVER DON'T NOT FEEL YOUR FEELINGS!

she heard a flutter of owl-like wings behind her.

Owl wings are designed to be silent....

Neigh, a yew Pencil story! I mean, yay, a new Pencil story!

Okay first... GRAVITY FALLS. Yus. :pinkiehappy:
Second of all, if the All Loving All Singing All Dancing Mabel could not tolerate celestabellebethabelle, what chance Celestia? :rainbowhuh:
Lastly, if I'm ever closing my curtains at night and I hear rave music coming from the Moon, I'll know why now. :twilightoops:
Thanks for the great story! (and info) :raritywink:

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They are but... they still make that neat breathy wafting noise when you're nearby.
I fucking love owls.
Barn owls also scream beautifully. And by beautifully I mean sweet Jesus is that nightmare fuel.

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I was going to say the same thing.

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I don't know how you found this, but I fucking love it.

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Simples. Just take out the religion icon of your choice from the original image, then stick in Celestabelle's mug thru the wonders of Photoshop (I ain't typing all THAT out again). :p

I already love this for the Gravity Falls title

This is hilarious! I love it!

Dang CBeth you really are obnoxious! I think now Princess Ponyhead needs to visit :p

Gravity Falls, right? Amazing story!

Best unicorn

CBeth>Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Twilight, That one Ostrich looking motherfucker

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NEVER DONT NOT FEEL YOUR FEELINGS

wish crossover stories would link to youtube video of said crossover.... but it is kind of my own fault I have not yet dared to watch GF so far... also firefly. Please understand I have heard so many great things about firefly and gravity falls but if I watch them they might not be true......let me have my impossible dreams!

Huh. Unbelievably perfect timing. I've just finished marathoning Gravity Falls for the first time. And The Last Mabelcorn is one of my favourites of Season 2! :pinkiehappy:

I really liked it pencil, good job

I hope for more stories like these

never have mine eyes beheld a more beautiful piece of mind vomit

UNPURE!!!!
Cbelle kinda reminds me of lemongrab

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Gravity falls is fun, no two ways about it. You really should watch it, it's worth the time.

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It is a GREAT show. Personally started crying when it ended.

Royalty, huh,” the unicorn sneered, narrowing her own eyes. “Don't act so high and mighty, we both bleed the same sparkly rainbow blood, even if you have wings and a crown."

Really? I think I'd like to see that for myself... (stabs the monstrosity repeatedly)

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Seriously. I'm surprised I haven't seen a bunch of Star crossovers on here. With all the dimension hopping, weird creatures, magic, etc. the two worlds would slot together beautifully! I want a scene with Star thinking Rarity is a warnicorn. :raritystarry:

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Yeah, I'll take one of those any day.

I did some looking around myself...
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What a world we live in...

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Ah, that was my favorite episode of Gravity Falls and you go and make a fanfic about it. Well done! :twilightsmile:

Think I would have given it one last paragraph showing what Celestabellebethabelle thought of being banished to the moon was like...probably say something like, "Okay--I've changed my mind! I think you're pure of heart now! Let me go home! Please?..." or something to that effect. :trollestia:

This was so funny! I really laughed a lot with this. Good job!

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I was looking for a picture of a soaring owl with a knife to reply with. Sadly, that picture does not exist.

This is kinda close, though.
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This is also terrifying. If you every come across that owl with a knife picture though, you let me know!!

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There are things more scary than owls wielding knives.
Meet.

The.

Potoo.

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Oh, those aren't scary! They're goofy, but have you heard their mating call? It's just this sad, lonely, distant whistle. Sounds like they're lamenting being alone and dumb. I would hug one if I ever could get close enough (or spot one. Fuckers know how to blend in.)

Will Mabel show up and kick Celestia's butt?

Dreadnought

One more line at the end from Luna would have been a perfect kicker.

“But what about all those morals she’s supposed to learn in-”

“NOPE!” Celestia barked as she turned to leave the room. “Morality be damned! She’ll have to learn lessons and grow as a character and shit without that garbage."

"But sister, she's still-"

" No. More. Portals.”

And with that, the door slammed behind her.

"I was trying to say she's still over there right now, so you may want to wait to close the portal, but hey, what do I know?"

Shoulda sent her to the sun instead.

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Years later, still cried after watching the finale.

The Gravity Falls finale had me more emotional than when Ahsoka left the Jedi Order in Star Wars the Clone Wars.

Very well done Alex Hirsch though I wished the show had one or two more seasons. Oh well, I hope he makes a sequel or make a show that ties in to Gravity Falls, kind of like Star Wars the Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels or Regular Show and Close Enough.

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This is anonpencil approved.

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Thanks dude, if it's not too much to ask, could you give it a little mention in the box of your story, like I have done for yours. Thanks for writing a great fic and giving me the opportunity to write a 'fan' sequel for it, either way. :raritywink:

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Not comfy with adding to the description, but I will GLADLY add to author's note in the story. Give me a moment and it'll be done.

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Okay, that's a lot more than I could've hoped for. Thanks again. :twistnerd:

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Behold, the most terrifying animal+knife meme EVER! At least for anyone who's ever played Skyrim... MUAHAHAHAH!!!

That was great. :)

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