Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Horrifically Fun

Have you tried setting it on fire?

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

What a beautiful Sunset.

A pegasister with a lot of heart to go around. No really, please take some. Please.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

The magic comedy hoers.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Forget not that I am a derp.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Inspired to write when there's no time. Inspired to rest when there's time to write.

Guess whose back?!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Are you not entertained?

I entered the fandom during season 2, and never looked back. I write as a hobby and enjoy nothing more than to please the readers.

This is fiction. But it is based...

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

More of an artist than a writer XP Might as well give it a shot though, right?

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

WHO AM I?!?

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Is that a terrorist?!?

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!