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A groovy mystery, gang.

I became a brony on February 2nd, 2014. And I couldn't be happier.

Who let the dogs out?

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Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.