Someone give me a short story I could write. Preferably comical. I need something. I'm tired of not writing.

Friggin write something, lazy bastard.

I started a story. A story about Tom and Spike.

And now it's two months later, and I haven't done a damn thing with it.

.......yeah, I'm gonna fix that.

Listen well, for what I am about to tell you is a secret of the highest secrecy. Spike bravely flung himself down the dreaded passage, his head and heart filled with worry for all life, including the lives of the three demons who had caused this catastrophe in the first place.

But, as is with most things in life, the reality of the situation far outweighed anything his imagination could even hope to conceive of.

I know, I suck, I'm just....I don't know

Stay tuned.....

WATCH IT

I could do better slapstick then this piece of trash.

Before today, the only episodes of Season 4 I had seen were the two season premieres. I am remedying that.

.....I'll be honest, I couldn't finish Daring Don't. Rainbow Dash was just so.....ugh.

I want to start writing again.

So I ask humbly: What advice do you have for a writer? I need a fresh start.