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Jan
23rd
2014

Comic Book Friends Forever Issue 1 · 8:27pm Jan 23rd, 2014

I could do better slapstick then this piece of trash.

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Comments ( 9 )

Always a dangerous thing to say, but in this case I think you've maybe got the proof to back it up.

Okay... what is this 'Friends Forever'? :applejackunsure:

1750793 the new Micro Series of the MLP comics. If Fluttershy Micro had comic book babies with Twilight Micro comic...

It's look something...exactly like...this:
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Their OCs even speak in emoticons... this issue is legitly this bad, it should be ILLEGAL to be this professionally bad.
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If you like stories, you won't find one here. The art alone is not something you'd ever imagine would be in a PROFESSIONAL comic.

Despite how it says FRIENDS FOREVER and has that nice coverart of AJ and Pinkie possibly doing battle, it focuses more on no named one-shot OC ponies that become more central to the comic than anything that focuses on living up to its title namesake...

This comic was so bad it gave my computer cancer.

1752866 *Blinks* Okay, those two panels alone are pretty wretched...:pinkiesick:

1753007


You ain't seen nothing yet.

1753690 Well, since I now have no intention of ever seeing anything of this again... I will be seeing nothing of it period.

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Oh come on, suffer like the rest of us.


And besides, it's an excellent on lesson on what not to do.

1754195 Hmm... nah. :p This is why I like reviews/spoilers, so I don't have to suffer.

Keep in mind that The Micro-Series started off pretty poorly too, I'm sure the rest of these will be better... I hope...

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