'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

Intelligence is a weapon, not a virtue

An alt for porn commissions.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

Leave a message at the tone.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

An author who is apparently too hard on himself.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

mwap

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Not a changeling.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.

Are you not entertained?

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

loves tiaras.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Mostly harmless.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

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D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

I'll think of something to say here someday.

space is a waste

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.