So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?