"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

A surgeon that loves MLP and is a hater of the disease known as Mary sue and it's variants.

Pithy Statement

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Commission Status: FULL

A brony of few words who writes many.

I'm a pegasister who just can't get enough pony magic in her life!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"Hi! I'm Nugget, and I'm your friend to the end. Haydeeho! Ha ha ha!"

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.

So slide over here and give me a moment, Your moves are so raw, I've got to let you know... I've got to let you know... ♫♫♫

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Searching for life forms, those little life forms. Reviewer in Seattle's Angels

Guess whose back?!

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Too much to write; too little time

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Forget not that I am a derp.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

There goes my hero.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

24, Canadian. Avatar drawn by the amazing Mix-up.

An eternal procrastinator.

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

My life for Nightmare Moon!

my smile met my eyes once.... but they didn't get along.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

No.

I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!