IN WHICH I LIED TO YOU (SORRY)
So… Turns out it's been a full year (!) since my last story. I promised a couple stories in between but failed to finish them. But at least I got my annual Mayor Mare story in. Have some Twice as penance.

More past the jump, if you're willing.

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IN WHICH I LIVE… SORT OF
Hi. Been awhile. Not sure who's left to read this. I just now realized I accidentally added an "L" on my last 3 posts. Oops. Well, enjoy Sir Elton.

So, after fixing my screw-up, let's get to the meat of why I'm writing, if you'll pass the jump with me.

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IN WHICH DEATH
A little less than 24 hours ago, I got word from my office manager that my late dad's beloved dog had passed suddenly. Here's a sad song.

Golden Retriever. 5 years old. Probably a snake-bite. RIP, my buddy.

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IN WHICH HAPPY CANADA DAY
On Monday, 330,000,000 Americans will technically celebrate Independence Day, the Fourth of July. I'm not exactly feeling proud of my country right now so, as per custom, I'm honouring our neighbour to the north instead. Enjoy this video of an Australian girl singing.

More whatever after the jump.

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IN WHICH I ACTUALLY POSTED SOMETHING
It's that time of year again: January 20th, which means a new Mayor Mare story from yours truly. Words follow, but first, enjoy Twice.

I'm Alcohol-Free as I write this, but I probably won't be by the time I'm through…

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IN WHICH I SPITBALL IDEAS
On Nine-Eleven, I tried to write a Sunset story, but it got bogged down in crap partway through. Enjoy music.

Hey, at least it's not an Otter video. Otters are awesome. More past the jump.

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IN WHICH I AGE AGAIN
It's my birthday (later in the day) and I'm… getting drunker. Sorry I don't have a story ready to go yet. I really wanted to but I had business to take care of this week. So instead, enjoy TheFatRat. Happy Un-Birthday, y'all!!

IN WHICH I BOUNCE AROUND BAD IDEAS
I'm not much one for physical exertion, so I hire people to do work for me. I also fail at my instrument, so here's Aimyon.

Below the jump you will find info on what I'm working on right now. Please join me if you have a minute.

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IN WHICH I DON'T REALLY CARE
I didn't want to make a blog post until I had writing to post. Well, I did that. Hooray? Enjoy this:

Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain. Unlike me, they care about the quality of their work. More past the jump.

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IN WHICH DRUNKEN RAMBLING
Hey y'all! So, uh, I've been having some demon-liquor. Enjoy this random-as-hell Otter video!

I love otters. Have for years. But sadly they can't fit into my writing oeuvre. So sit back and enjoy my word-vomit!

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