Twilight Sparkle is good at finding books even in unexpected places.
She's also a very helpful and proactive young filly.

You'd think these would be good traits, and yet still she manages to nearly ruin Hearth's Warming with an interstellar war.

Written as a gift for Zontan, as part of an anthology. Art by rice.

Additional Character Tags: Pinkie Pie, Other

The ultimate crossover of random begins!! Pinkie Pie, Gabby, Autumn Blaze, Princess Skystar, Silverstream, and Izzy Moonbow are suddenly ripped out of their various time periods and called to a mysterious realm for a simple meeting. They hit it off too well.

Shenanigans and loud conversations ensue….

AN: This story is canon to the Misty Saga.

When secret agent Sweetie Drops is captured by the Mare with the Emerald Hands and taken to her secret underwater base, she thinks she knows how things will go. She’ll be imprisoned. She’ll nearly lose all hope, then she’ll find the inner strength she needs to defeat the villain in a climactic battle.

But then Lyra makes it weird.

There are no series tags for James Bond or Austin Powers, but I'm sure you'll get the idea.

Second Place winner in Bike's Lyrabon contest.

Sunset Shimmer is just trying to have a nice dinner with her friends when it is RUINED by an uninvited guest with an affinity for black goo. She knows what it is, she knows who is responsible, and she is very VERY unhappy with him. And she wants to let him know.

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Rated T for exactly one instance of harsh profanity.

I did not expect this to get as popular as it did but I am very glad that people enjoyed it. Thank you all so much for getting featured, 100+ likes, and countless additions to favorites lists! 💜

This story is a sequel to Ponies are squishy

Catching a cold is nothing new to ponies. It's been a fact since as far back as anyone, even the Princesses can remember, that ponies get sick from time to time.

Thankfully, medical technology and research have made leaps and bounds. Gone are the days when leeches and garlic were used to treat symptoms. Now ponies have state of the art science and medicinal magic at their disposal.

And yet... the secrets of one esoteric, age old treatment continue to evade even the most practiced medical professionals:

How does a "Get well soon" card help a patient more than prescription-grade anti-depressants?! HOW?!

With how much ponies stumble, fall, crash, take hits, and get things dropped on them, you'd think they would... you know... actually get hurt.

Well it turns out there's a reason for that!

The reason: Ponies are squishy.

Awesome reading done by CaptainBron3y A.K.A TheCaptainSand - Scarlett Blade. Check him out!

This story is a sequel to Dear Princess Sunbutt

When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.

A somewhat unofficial sisterfic to 2Merr's Dear Princess Sunbutt

There may not be a response to every letter, and letters 1-11 were taken from my comments in said sister-story.

Please support 2Merr's story too if you like this one. This is written with encouragement of the original author.

(Note: Picture used without permission from Derpibooru. Upon request it will be promptly removed.)

EDIT: Apparently someone's done a reading of this and its sisterfic over on Youtube! Why does nopony tell me these things.

Petty Power fully understands the responsibility of being a luggage inspector: he's there to make sure nopony brings anything onto the zeppelin which could interfere with Profit. And those nasty rumors about a potential sabotage attempt? Those have to be ignored, because nervous passengers don't board. Less ponies, less profit. Easy. And here's a group of young mares waiting to pass his checkpoint. Inflicting them with Rules and Regulations should be simple.

Petty is mere hours away from losing his job and leaving Equestria forever. But realistically, he probably deserves it.

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

When he really stopped and thought about it, Gallus was lucky to have a group of friends that admired and appreciated him in the innocent, wholesome way that they did.

Course, that didn’t stop them from admiring and appreciating him in other ways.

After a marathon of viewing the lost Friendship is Magic seasons found by Zipp, Sunny has determined that it presents content that is factually incorrect and embarks on a new crusade to right what is wrong. Things get a little bit out of hand when she contacts our world for changes.

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This is a short and silly story inspired by the cover picture and parodying the Save G4 movement that some people have going on the internet. This is not meant to be taken as a serious critique of either G4 or G5.

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Update! This story was featured and someone generously did a dramatic reading of it. Go listen to it if you enjoy your horses being talky.

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