Howdy, I’m Burt.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

Feel free to send me a ko-fi!

Show Poise And Grace, In All That You Do. 💎

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I latch onto any media with good story and characters like a leech, spewing out stories when the flame of... Yeah, I write MLP stories, don't judge me.

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Working on ruling the world. Chillin with villains, relies on me myself and I. And is known champion in competitive God slaying.

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Commissions currently OPEN

Horrifically Fun

I like to compose music and I'm trying my hand at fanfics.

O.F.P.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Are you a Rebel?

The magic comedy hoers.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

my pfp is me reacting to all of the shit i made on here | https://twitch.tv/pastasparq | https://discord.gg/kUAvJuXC2N

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

Tired always.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.