Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I am not a person, but I play one on TV.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.