I exist. I also write fanfiction. My favorite color is the taste of the letter 7 with a hint of luckless. Updates will be twice a month.
Purveyor of Pony Parables & generally too-serious MLP fan.
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
When I was twelve, my Dad and I had 'the Talk.' "Dad," I began, "When a boy and a dictionary love each other very much..."
Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".
I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"
You know I'm super fly...🪰 | 23 | Straight/Black/Nerd 🐢 | Ask For Ko-Fi | Twitter
I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.
A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!
"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky
I miiiiiight be just a teensy bit too obsessed with Twilight >:3
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss
Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!
"Defend your clan, even with your life." - Warrior code, Warrior cats novel series. Also, if you don't like that I post Christian blogs, then please either do not subscribe/watch me or complain.
You want to know how to write a good story? You take a group of interesting, likable, wonderful characters, and you turn their lives into Hell on Earth. -- Chris Claremont
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.
Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
Is that a Hermes Blastia converting massive quantities of aer into your pants... or are you just happy to see me?
Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).
I write stories. One day, I'll be really, really good at it. One day.
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
I'm just a simple guy who got into ponies. Nothing more, and nothing less.
Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!